Sagacious Himself — brevity in circumlocution: never blague — suffering genius

October 13, 2014

anveo every day is speak like a pirate day

Filed under: Humor — Sagacious Himself @ 10:21 am
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http://anveo.com/faq.asp?code=faq_did_portin

Anveo_speak_like_a_pirate_every_day___be_sure_to_read_their_entertaining_tos

(A phone number ported to Anveo in USA, Canada or UK it be SMS enabled )

Your anveo [sub]account it be able to swashbuckle Xmpp Texting, SIP Texting, and old sms texting:

[CommunicatorNick]@anveo.com

YAR

 

Anveo be charging muchly too extra for old sms texts.  $0.01 is gouge yer eye out with a spoon costly.

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April 3, 2013

explorer your vocab knowledge

Filed under: Humor,I am bored,social engineering — Sagacious Himself @ 12:52 pm

If you are like most other people scoring less than perfectly on the SAT here might be an entertaining option to expand your vocab with a less stressful ‘test’

http://dynamo.dictionary.com/

If your combined math & verbal on the SAT was not a four digit score you might want to find a LOL cat quiz.

There’s far too much subjectivity [any] on the essay portion of the SAT.  People who scored less than 1550 math/verbal simply aren’t qualified to grade essays from the high scoring.

Brush up on your vocab

http://oed.com

many actual-education institutions and other ‘accredited’ institutions have credentials for you

December 15, 2012

when status.ws/contact is down to whom does one report the irony?

Filed under: hahaha — Sagacious Himself @ 7:35 am

is it up is down with no contact option very backtardwards of them

is it up is down with no contact option very backtardwards of them

July 9, 2009

some search engine summaries are more entertaining than articles often more enlightening

Filed under: Humor — Sagacious Himself @ 6:03 pm

US-CERT has never been a vista fan but now provides directions on sabotaging vista and discouraging itards

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US-CERT encourages administrators to perform the following actions to help iTunes crashes Windows Vista when an iPod or iPhone is connected to the PC

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090709 some search engine summaries.

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April 4, 2009

irony pedia: truth-by-consesus self defeating as is article on wiki*dia

Filed under: Humor — Sagacious Himself @ 9:14 am

IronyPedia from {wicked-ia}

090404-sagacious-himself-irony-pedia

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self refuting therefore wiki_dia orphaned

January 18, 2009

broken: report broken microsoft site navigation

Filed under: DARPA,Humor — Sagacious Himself @ 7:58 pm

broken: report broken microsoft site navigation

https://partner.microsoft.com/global/supportsecurity

Contact Us

Report problems with navigation, accessing links or downloads, or if you have questions related to the Microsoft Partner Portal.

404 not found.

December 17, 2008

boron argon gallium iodine nitrogen

Filed under: Humor — Sagacious Himself @ 2:39 am

b ar ga i n

straw to fill plot holes

May 9, 2008

Charles Darwin on God

yeah, the contratheists will love this

http://darwin-online.org.uk/content/search-results?freetext=God

atheism is intellectually dishonest

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March 31, 2008

evil image results in march week 6

Filed under: Humor — Sagacious Himself @ 1:43 pm
Tags: ,

yes, there are six weeks in march 2008.

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islam is evil.. most muslims are good people

exterminate islam exterminate

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March 11, 2008

algore Fiat Lux

Filed under: fair use,Gross Politix,Humor,liberalese — Sagacious Himself @ 2:39 am

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algore revelations: ice ages

Filed under: bizarre must awesome want,Gross Politix,hahaha — Sagacious Himself @ 12:01 am

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February 23, 2008

Hillary wonders if she had “this” much integrity… if you’d vote for her

Filed under: Gross Politix,Gulagosphere,hahaha,Humor — Sagacious Himself @ 10:04 pm

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February 12, 2008

deep thought evident in hollywood

Filed under: Humor — Sagacious Himself @ 8:19 pm

blistering intelligence oozing from their pores

February 8, 2008

8 bits of humor.. 8,704 if you want to be technical.. sometimes known as a byte.. just not the bit before last which is technically 1088 times larger

Filed under: category euthanized,Humor — Sagacious Himself @ 1:43 am

8. “I have noticed even people who claim everything is predestined, and that we can do nothing to change it, look before they cross the road.”

7. “Einstein was wrong when he said “God does not play dice”. Consideration of black holes suggests, not only that God does play dice, but that He sometimes confuses us by throwing them where they can’t be seen.”

6. “My goal is simple. It is a complete understanding of the universe, why it is as it is and why it exists at all.”

5. “My expectations were reduced to zero when I was 21. Everything since then has been a bonus.”

4. “To show this diagram properly, I would really need a four dimensional screen. However, because of government cuts, we could manage to provide only a two dimensional screen.”

3. “Life would be tragic if it weren’t funny.”

2. “The whole history of science has been the gradual realization that events do not happen in an arbitrary manner, but that they reflect a certain underlying order, which may or may not be divinely inspired.”

1. “Eternity is a very long time, especially towards the end.”

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January 4, 2008

the evil western technology Kai’s Power GOO used by Dr Fattahi and other Iranian cosmetic surgeons

Filed under: category euthanized,Humor — Sagacious Himself @ 12:13 am
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Dr Fattahi, a practioner of the evil science of western medicine, employs Kai’s Power GOO in pre-surgery nose modeling.

Kais Power GOO

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October 20, 2007

add this to digg comments for some reversal fun ‫‬‭‮҉

Filed under: category euthanized,hahaha,Humor — Sagacious Himself @ 10:03 pm

hehe

tnemmoc ees

‫‬‭‮҉

the symbol of muslimese: Ѿ

Filed under: category euthanized,Humor — Sagacious Himself @ 9:59 pm

The butt of Islam Ѿ

‫‬‭‮҉ ‫‬‭‮Ѿ ҉

the light bulb

the doodle

muslimese united way

muslimese handicap sticker 

muslimese outhouse  ۩

reinventing the wheel …۞

cranky smiley ѽ

its not third.. its thirth

stairway to hell ▇▆▅▃▂▁

lightening never strikes twice دًٍ

the ‘holy’ block ██

cattle prod °¨¨

golf  ๑⁄

rubber ducky  ى

cannot feel outside the box  [̲̲̅̅m̲̅o̲̅o̲̅d̲̅]

September 25, 2007

GM union to GM: we will destroy you if you don’t increase our wages

Filed under: category euthanized,hahaha — Sagacious Himself @ 9:02 pm

guy on street:  and then?

GM union: uhhh…. we’ll get to that

earlier that week….

GM union guy:  Hey GM is nearing bankrupcy… now we have them where we want them… they’ll have no choice but to ceede to our demands

May 11, 2007

One Laptop per Child the most ridiculous liberalist project?

Filed under: category euthanized,Humor,Liberalists,Wisdom — Sagacious Himself @ 12:53 am

Educating children is admirable.. however what good is a laptop to children who cannot read?

Once they’re taught to read do they really need a laptop?  What’s wrong with using books?

Aside from that pesky reading issue OLPC has a seriously flawed premise:

 Children need to learn learning

Yes, that’s an actual quote from their wiki.  The ability to learn is innate, as is the ability to discern truth.  If learning were not innate it certainly could never be learned

Without the ability to learn how does one learn to learn?

rediculous!

December 22, 2006

Iraqi kids learn street English

Filed under: category euthanized,Humor,I am bored — Sagacious Himself @ 4:12 pm

http://www.shoutfile.com/v/98a6G8fN/Iraqi_Kids_Learn_English

wrong.. but funny!

September 12, 2006

the new scroogle graphics could work equally well for ipod fanboys

Filed under: category euthanized,Humor — Sagacious Himself @ 11:51 am

The image “https://i1.wp.com/img53.imageshack.us/img53/7524/gooheadsnm3.gif” cannot be displayed, because it contains errors.

ipod heads.. brains squeezed out

September 7, 2006

classic scroogle pix

Filed under: category euthanized,Humor — Sagacious Himself @ 12:33 am

https://i0.wp.com/img224.imageshack.us/img224/4412/clippypo1.gif

August 19, 2006

Colbert Trash Talks The New Planets

Filed under: category euthanized,Humor,I am bored — Sagacious Himself @ 11:01 am

August 17, 2006

How to Do Nothing at Work, and Get Away With It

Filed under: category euthanized,Geeky goodness,Hackery,Humor,I am bored,verizon circumvention — Sagacious Himself @ 7:53 am

Stealing from verizon isn’t wrong, even if they’re you’re employer.  But stealing from any other employer isn’t cool.  Here are some tips for verizon employees (not that you work hard now… everytime I call you __ I __ have to educate you about how your own service works)

http://www.fullduplex.org/humor/2006/08/how-to-get-away-with-doing-nothing-at-work/

August 14, 2006

tiny backyards breed zombies

Filed under: category euthanized,Humor,I am bored — Sagacious Himself @ 2:47 am

http://media.putfile.com/Roseville-Evil-Trailer–By-Chris

sometimes evolution happens at 2am

Filed under: category euthanized,Humor,I am bored — Sagacious Himself @ 2:34 am

http://media.putfile.com/9-volt-2-in-the-morning

August 10, 2006

learn who you are … in case you didn’t know … with like better … just click your way to self realization

Filed under: category euthanized,Geeky goodness,hahaha,Humor,I am bored — Sagacious Himself @ 7:40 am

http://likebetter.com/

an old twist on hot or not

this was the first tough choice set of images

https://i1.wp.com/img63.imageshack.us/img63/6497/likebettertoughchoicegb1.png

August 8, 2006

oh no! sacred cow burgers ran out of meat!!

Filed under: category euthanized,Humor,I am bored,Righteous Rage — Sagacious Himself @ 7:22 am

http://www.sacredcowburgers.com/

now shows only:

https://i0.wp.com/img473.imageshack.us/img473/6871/scbofflinenoticevf7.jpg

http://www.strangepolitics.com/content/category/100207_1.html

it will be missed

August 7, 2006

himself too popular for wordpress

Filed under: All Your Base,category euthanized,Humor,Review — Sagacious Himself @ 10:10 pm

https://i0.wp.com/img99.imageshack.us/img99/8668/himself2popular4wordpressvb6.png

or something like that

join the army and spend your midlife crisis… in an actual crisis. give me your huddled masses to kick asses

Filed under: category euthanized,Gross Politix,Humor — Sagacious Himself @ 10:02 pm

give me your huddled masses to kick asses

The army would be MUCH more successful if it recruited people of an age
who still didn’t think they were indestructible. 18 is waay too young
emotionally in most cases. They should focus on 30-45 where there is a
higher degree of sneakiness, and desire to continue living. No more
stupid “tactics” like charging a hill. Shell them from a distance.
Don’t throw people at a problem.. HURL MUNITIONS AND DROP BOMBS.


Peace through superior firepower

August 6, 2006

digg cannot handle long URLs

Filed under: category euthanized,Humor,I am bored — Sagacious Himself @ 11:19 pm

Monkey with a deathwish (AVI)
http://vp.video.google.com/videodownload?version=0&secureurl=tgAAAHlQqUJ6PJt0DC4D6ImI2TwjNUWmnySXDtFIO1REv95hzonAX5muCWsydx_fAHaMhuKHriXwb_wQk8PKyNxFNqeh0yfwRZpxdzeIjrvmRRgZ8wAKWkA1KTzmEB4Fcd2lAbRxlBPRYoBb8J8blwZEj0DVZVYRa1CxXntTKKILABuAmVqk5iiWt4C1Nfrhjj-kk2ZIGr14anY1lIAd2cOc33rKdgNhVmEDVwWFq3P8lwu6xDr6SNgpdtfL87F_rNwCDQ&sigh=6wDiGwwCqYsU4EqWL_zBpzoIuJg&begin=0&len=205266&docid=8811551493740102634

and digg chokes

your brain on toast?

Filed under: category euthanized,Humor,I am bored — Sagacious Himself @ 9:01 pm

this is your butter

https://i1.wp.com/img473.imageshack.us/img473/8052/butternd2.jpg

this is your butter on toast

https://i1.wp.com/img473.imageshack.us/img473/9333/toasttq2.jpg

any questions?

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