Sagacious Himself — brevity in circumlocution: never blague — suffering genius

April 20, 2015

lifetardhacker with another gem of advice

Filed under: bizarre must awesome want — Sagacious Himself @ 10:50 pm

http://lifehacker.com/5570909/how-to-prevent-your-computer-from-overheating-and-why-its-important

This brilliant article is summarized:  to prevent your laptop overheating don’t allow it to get hot

wow, thanks lifetards!  Are you celebrating 420?

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January 21, 2015

“why can’t barbie be racist like me?”

Filed under: bizarre must awesome want — Sagacious Himself @ 8:08 pm

Amazon product 1 star “review” by niggling vegan, racist, magical thinking, non-buyer:

nigglingveganracistamazonrant

http://smile.amazon.com/review/R2L2RD5ABYSVA3

I wish this product came in multiple ethnicities!!!! I would love to buy this for my goddaughter, but I want her to see a representation of herself…not the standard American definition of beauty (ie blond hair and blue eyes). Its 2014, Matel should do better!

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Don’t teach imagination; that might lead to innovation in her generation!

August 14, 2014

screen printed biosensor milestone to 666 tissue applique nanoconstruction biocircuit thoughts brain substrate geolocation

Filed under: All My Mine Are Still Mine,bizarre must awesome want — Sagacious Himself @ 4:57 pm
Tags:

Reminds me of printing circuits with laser printers (1993)

http://joewang.ucsd.edu/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=21&Itemid=32

tissue applique electrochemical sensors reveal thoughts  locations 666 ucsd milestone nano assembly of biocircuits rfid or low power broadcast

 

July 6, 2014

committed for hearing commanding voices have ready made war toga

Filed under: bizarre must awesome want — Sagacious Himself @ 4:58 pm

Should you believe hollywood claiming schizophrenics are differently better abled fear the ides of marching war toga wearing commandos with kill orders

romanarmytalk.com/ .. /69709-sagum.html

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hospital bed sheet doubles as war toga historical dimensions

 hospital sheet dimensions align to war toga

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June 24, 2014

most moronic crackle support post

Filed under: bizarre must awesome want,BULLSHIT — Sagacious Himself @ 7:21 am

https://getsatisfaction.com/crackle/topics/skips_advertisements

“customer” complains that pre-roll ads do not render

Some of the better comments explain to sheeple that crackle is NOT-free: it renders third party ads profiting at user expense

 

crackle is privacy rape for profit

 

crackle fecklessness privacy rape for profit

May 10, 2014

LC LSX LotusScript lsxpcclient

Filed under: bizarre must awesome want — Sagacious Himself @ 7:32 am

___ZN26LSClientToServerConnection21setupServerConnectionEiPK14__CFDictionary_block_invoke

this github is taking way too long to load

this github is taking way too long to load

 

 

 

 

April 24, 2014

Queer agenda confesses contratheism and progressives profess annihilation

While researching indie game backers- and charities to “friends of the earth” [hallmark of irrationality] too cowardly to personally embrace the Voluntary Human Extinction Movement

From Humble Bundle to Child’s Play charity: http://www.childsplaycharity.org/

From Child’s Play Charity platinum sponsor Project for “Awesome”: http://www.projectforawesome.com/

From Project of “Awesome” featured project Friends of the Earth: http://www.projectforawesome.com/charity/friends-of-the-earth/project-for-awesome-2013—friends-of-the-earth ,,

From Friends of the Earth’s fallacious 6 “reasons” to eat less meat: http://www.foe.co.uk/living/articles/6-reasons-eat-less-meat

From “reason” 5 of 6 “reasons” to eat less meat specious claim livestock produce 15% climate changing gases:  http://www.fao.org/news/story/en/item/197608/icode/

…. Fork 1 to “United” Nations Food and Agriculture Organization (FAO) plan to increase regulation globally within evil self espoused world control through  genetic manipulation initially of plants and food-animals, asset seizure (cannot re-distribute something not distributed) and abolish property rights and life rights to make man: suffer alone, in the dark, cold, hungry, and fearful.  Cross reference satanic objectives.  Progressive solutions where no problem existed.

Urgent need for collective and global action

  • Global action involving all sector stakeholders is urgently required to design and implement cost-effective and equitable mitigation strategies, and to set up the necessary supporting policies and institutional frameworks.

 

From meat absurdities to big ideas to control the world:  https://www.foe.co.uk/what_we_do/about_us/big_ideas_change_the_world_40167.html

To more bold assertions of defective reasoning, ill temperment, and impaired morality:

http://www.foe.co.uk/blog/transformation-male-homosexuality-modern-britain

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So what changed? There’s no indication of a gradual increase in acceptance of male homosexuality. However, we can pick out some factors for change, including:

  • The rise of psychoanalysis
    Analysts challenged the idea of the ‘normal’ and displaced earlier talk of deviance and sin. The reduction in religious faith in the late 20th century led to fewer people holding theological objections to homosexuality. 

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By denying there is evil we can more easily maintain truth ourselves subject to the need of the moment.

When top down change is paired with profound moral, social and cultural transformation, change can be rapid and unlikely to be reversed

Profound moral change will be irreversible because of the multitudinous variety one is freed to experience that is not-good.  There is only one good, but everything else becomes available once liberated from the tyranny of truth.  Tolerance of what would have once been sin is a one way street to perdition where everyone is equally permanently separated from God.

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In parallel “Climate politics: forget climate” hubris reveals its not-subtle hand: https://www.foe.co.uk/blog/new-approach-climate-politics-forget-climate

Yup they admit policy is ineffective star-cooling jumping immediately into the infrastructure of domination. “Climate action can pay for itself” using the same progressive logic that demands greater excess to “pay for tax cuts”.  This is up there with “It’s free simply give us money” infomercial logic.  Still no explanation of how- or where the energy is to be “stored” or what comprises “energy”.  Merely discontinue using energetic fuel which originated in solar output and instead start from solar ground zero capturing light and some heat inefficiently.  Add extra helpings of dollar figures pulled from homosexual orifices ignoring minor predation.Plant trees and somehow fruit profit greater than energetic biofuel from long dead bioforms.

Safe energy entirely dismissive of evil fossil fuels except for using the evil fuel and subsequent products essential to building solar panels or wind turbines.  Ignore the hypocrisy behind the clear curtain. Fossil fuel is too difficult to retrieve after having increased regulation designed to make retrieving fossil fuel difficult.  Regulation couldn’t possibly be causing problems where no problem was prior could it?

“renewable” energy.  How does that work now?  Draw energy into immediate use.  There are no left overs.  Do we squeeze the devices that consumed the energy to renew it?  Drawing more is not renewal it’s new not yet used energy.  MAGIK renewal, corporations are evil, corporate research is evil making science evil therefore magic.

Use less and then less will be used!   Merely reduce the amount of heat applied during winter months risking the lives of your children or spouse, discontinue cooking or cooling food stuffs where the risk is death of the weak or unproductive, stop building society as it cuts into the precious fabric of the rock orbiting a star and die already.

Stop using convenient transportation to work and wake up six hours earlier to walk 50% of your day in roundtripping, 8 hours of work.  You’ll be happy with four hours of sleep.  Sanity is overrated evidenced by the galling intellect behind the agenda.

You could always cycle so long as your bike was neither produced by a corporation nor any of its parts nor any other parts derivative of fossile fuels of created using fossil fuel energy.  Bikes made of leaves and twigs? Be sure your trip to work and home are both downhill so you can coast.  Use the same magik as for cooling star heat output increases.

Tired from walking or twig biking?  Easy: renew yourself person energy.  Solved!

Have a magical efficiency increasiness while cursing the carbon in yourself.

There are downsides.  No problem we’ll just make them go away by seeing the big picture.  Seeing isn’t enough.  Focus on the issues collectively, add magic while increasing human suffering.  As more children die of starvation, cold, parentlessness, the carbon levels will be reduced because death of person equals death of carbon.

Surely there was an answer.  Now spread the answer which hasn’t been proffered.  Now everyone has the answer that isn’t for success to a not problem!

 

 

The rest is doublespeak, illicit propaganizing , and revisionist history

 

learnify our collective children with alternative truth using our own facts but paying for it with someone else’s money

http://www.foe.co.uk/learning/resource_index.html

Frighten our already maliable children with outlandish what-if scenarios: https://www.foe.co.uk/news/eco_fiction_39940

 

Understanding is passe.  Teach children to shout [down others] positions, http://www.foe.co.uk/sites/default/files/downloads/shout_about_climate_soluti1.pdf , not much unlike how madrassas teach muslimiosity.  Remember, repeat, do not understand.  Trust us we have our own facts and many people who prefer their own facts agree with us that having our own facts if the best alternative to knowledge: complicity or blind obedience.

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We need to change the way our economy works. We need to transform what industries make and do, what we buy and how we power our homes and cars.

A green economy is the only way we can protect our natural world and ensure that we all have a future. 

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Screw the free market. You’ll make what we say and you’ll like it and “freely” participate or else! Corporations are not allowed.  People will wander together by happenstance and act collectively with a plan without understanding but agreement and renewable happiness.  Sad?  renew your happiness

A green economy would

  • disallow fuel:  be cold and in the dark
  • give your money to those who accept our own facts: social parasites
  • spend your money according to our understanding using our own facts
  • make the climate not change: change is bad unless it is change you can believe in
  • while making the climate not change we will work to change the climate from the change we dislike to our prefered change once we have the magic to change the system
  • ignore the history of CO2 levels millennia ago
  • halt reproduction by promoting queer unions and mandatory abortifacients for tweens encouraged to be promiscuous

download our color pamphlets

  • Print your own
    Please print in black (rather than colour) to save ink, and in booklet format to save paper. Follow these simple instructions.
  • Order printed copies
    Please contact us – don’t forget to let us know the title and quantity you would like.

 

When we print in color on paper everthing is fine.  When you do it you are harming the earth.

Companies will have to be green and must have high paying jobs requiring no skills and those companies must hake and do what we say.  Are there green jobs yet?

People will save money by receiving money from the government from higher taxes on people and higher taxes on companies making goods cost more requiring more money from the government needing higher taxes.  It would be simpler to allow the state to control all your money, asset, time, labor and free will.

renewable energy explained in this pamphlet https://www.foe.co.uk/resource/renewable_energy_37942.html contains no explanation but an insistence  that there is an explanation.  Life will be simpler when you accept our version of reality as it changes while not changing to unchange the change in climate.

You can save hundreds of dollars on electric bills after installing $120,000 worth of solar panels made from fossil fuel products.  After paying taxes fees and tithing you will receive free money from the government to pay for solar panels which will pay for themselves.

How dare the government disallow a non-geography topic from being taught as geography??  https://www.foe.co.uk/news/cutting_climate_curriculum_39583

She understands not only the facts about our world, but the effects we have on it and what needs to be done.

It’s important for you to understand our own facts and the other stuff that aren’t facts.

Sign our petition demanding climate change be taught that change in climate is bad so we need to change the climate. http://peopleandplanet.org/teach-climate  When we have enough signatures we can begin the process of cooling the sun: by renewing the energy, there is less energy in the sun, making and endless supply of energy to renew.

Agree with us first then understand later by accepting the conclusions which we use as evidence for our conclusions.

 

 

 

April 22, 2014

happy tire burning day! Make your carboot footprint bigger to create balance in the world. Send me your carbon points so I can win

As “good cannot exist without evil”  :snicker: some need adopt the lifestyle of offsetting your carbon offsets by having an ever growing carbon footprint.  It would be wrong to deny this lifestyle choice its legacy.

Instead of leaf burning you’ll be joining us burning all our trash.  Do you foolishly sort your trash into colored bins?  Fill the closest one, then fill the next closest one.  For best value burn plastics and slow-biodegradables first.

Demand quantum-solar energy plants.  More plants is good.  No need to return post-consumables to holes in the ground.  Digging is a waste of effort.  Burninate the waste!  No emissions: 100% professions!

Humanity a plague upon the planet?  Show YOUR love by joining the Voluntary Human Extinction Movement.

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Don’t tolerate being persecuted for exercising your duty to keep your family warm, safe, fed, together, confident in God’s goodness,  or happy.

Send me your carbon points: I plan to win with the highest score.

I’ll provide you FREE CARBON CREDITS & FREE CARBON OFFSETS.  Optionally downloadable carbon offset certificate RSOT!  Pledge to burn some plastic and I’ll doubt your FREE CARBON CREDITS. 

Your first TRILLION CARBON OFFSETS are extra free!

In the name of farcical gaia and subjective reality I absolve you of your carbon sins.

 

 

 

April 20, 2014

al “sharp”ton irritated hannity supporting the organizations hannity supports

Filed under: bizarre must awesome want — Sagacious Himself @ 9:16 pm

al not sharp sharpton professional nigger by self description only angry black men can call black people niggers

 

April 12, 2014

wordpress.com “two” factor laughable

Filed under: All My Mine Are Still Mine,antique — Sagacious Himself @ 12:51 pm
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http://en.support.wordpress.com/security/two-step-authentication/

To review this will require a smart phone and an app but it relies on google privacy rape and ANCIENT sms texting.  WTH?

For app you ignored ubiquitous xmpp texting?

Why not roll back to bank style ATM initial pin delivery via postal mail?  It would be as “smart” as the ancient tech embraced by the naive and willfully ignorant (sms texting).

OCRA as two factor is not dissimilar from xmpp texting client OTR fingerprint verification options.  No, let’s put all our security privacy-eggs into the satanic motto google basket.  You probably paired your android device with a google account (it’s not required for functional android device)

“if you lose your device”

yup, you’ve TIED yourself to ONE device.  Real “smart” of you.

:sigh:

 

y’all are too stupid to be free

 

 

April 11, 2014

homework isn’t asymetrical assessment it’s needless tedium post mastery

Filed under: bizarre must awesome want — Sagacious Himself @ 1:01 pm

http://www.angelcapitalassociation.org/data/File/pdf/2013-05_ViaResponse_Press_Release.pdf

Studying for some is not necessary when applying pay attention the first time principle.  And especially not for those who torture others who were hoping for an easier curve graded class by setting the curve back to flawless who further demonstrate mastery tutoring the spectrum including classes not taken and those above grade level.

Teacher leave those kids alone: no homework.

spin response: isenandco.com

 

 

November 23, 2013

day of the doctor’s vengence: killing Steven Moffat

Filed under: bizarre must awesome want — Sagacious Himself @ 7:27 pm

Since Steven Moffat has been hellbent destroying Gallifreyan mythos I’d love to see Steven Moffat incinerated in a wicker basket Celtic style as a late halloween treat!

 

May 11, 2013

The Blaze TV irrational terms: looking = agreement? no

Filed under: bizarre must awesome want — Sagacious Himself @ 6:00 pm

http://video.theblaze.com/legal/terms_of_use.jsp?agree=false

BY USING THIS WEBSITE AND/OR THE OTHER TheBlaze TV PROPERTIES, YOU SIGNIFY YOUR AGREEMENT TO THE TERMS OF THIS AGREEMENT.

haha no

inanity of boilerplates or upgrade to better lawyers?

 

April 11, 2013

Summerville Medical Center a satan’s trident hospital promotes KGB GE pilot FASCIST personal tracking system to motivate sanitation through oppression. Socialist health services take a step closer to death camps and eugenics. All jews must be tracked by GE policy

http://agiletrac.gehealthcare.com/asset-management/ : sheeple deserve to be led to slaughter
http://agiletrac.gehealthcare.com/hand-hygiene/ : “Or I will [wash your hands]”
HCAhealthcare.com_big_brother_pilot_real_time_tracking

GE’s DiseasedMagination believes they can “create health” through technology: http://healthymagination.com/projects/innovations/

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http://tridenthealthsystem.com/about/summerville-medical-center/hand-hygiene.dot

By dusting them with airborne tracking devices and scanning which hands have a lower density.

Jewish medical staff will wear a slightly different tracking badge.

GE_tracks_jewish_medical_staff_with_KGB_hospital_system

Patient satisfaction is tracked by a dopamine sensor implanted by mandate during hospital admission.

brought to you by the KGB division of GE, and HCA’s questionable morality

Promoting physician integrity through cheating or assassination

HCA_promotes_culture_of_cheating

HCA_physician_assassination_through_deletion

the actually proposed system by AgileTrac RTLS (Real-Time Location System) will fail:

  • GE tracked staff will learn how long to linger walking near sinks, or
  • have peers take multiple badges to sink trips, or
  • abscond with an in room dispenser sensor,
  • spoofing sensors
  • the morally disordered cannot be cured with coercion

because a FASCIST system “always” works better than personal responsibility!?

“It’s a constant reminder to put the patient first,” raved Louis Caputo, CEO, Summerville Medical Center. Yes, the worn reminder one is being tracked in real-time will encourage medical staff to put patients care first by migrating to new employment conditions.

“There is no better way for GE to meet its customers’ demands for efficiency and productivity than to [honor GE fundamental fascism transformation policy],” gushed Fran Dirksmeier, General Manager, Global Asset Management, GE Healthcare.

GE policy quote: “GE Healthcare provides transformational medical technologies”

“Or I’ll do it” — chairman Obama

“To learn more about AgileTrac  email us at agiletrac@ge.com

* Health Care is one’s duty to one’s self.  Health Services can be PURCHASED to that end. There is NO right to another’s property (time, assets, skills)

http://tridenthealthsystem.com/about/
http://hcawebservices.com/
http://dotcms.com/
http://hcawebservices.com/about/contact.dot
http://hcahealthcare.com/
http://hcaethics.prod.ehc.com/ethics/
http://agiletrac.gehealthcare.com/AgileTrac%20Comprehensive%20Brochure.pdf : “unlimited number of users [for easier world domination]” — easily save $2 billion on 80,000,000 patients/year.
http://healthymagination.com/progress/ : progress is everything!

bait and switch through vaguery policies

allegedly_skilled_physicians

HCA_requires_billing_but_physician_competency_optional

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“We [at HCA] maintain an Ethics Line (1-800-455-1996) to receive reports from anyone”

Perhaps you should call to question the essence of their ethics?

protect your callerID by using a free TollFree SIP termination service.

defeating this type of tracking

  • Cause endless tracking trauma along the lines of TrackMeNot counterintelligence by providing numerous erroneous tracking events.
  • See also: spoofing
  • See also: cloning

Sagacious 130411 Himself

January 8, 2012

Fios enables suburban teens to fiddle with neighbor’s lights, game house as internet appliance

Filed under: bizarre must awesome want,security — Sagacious Himself @ 8:01 pm

Home automation available in soooper sekure wifi fios? You betcha!

Don’t want to provide an interactive house to the world? But still want to waste bandwidth via wifi? Then you need freeRadius. Why aren’t you using freeRadius if you are providing wifi only when you have guests?

So many people in Verizon light division need be used as soylent green

December 12, 2011

Wladimir Palant high? how are google ads not intrusive? google is among the worst privacy violators

Filed under: bizarre must awesome want,catch 22,DARPA,irony — Sagacious Himself @ 8:59 pm
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I am hardcore anti-privacy-rape ergo I block 99.999% of ads with a reasonable tolerance for false positives.  My privacy is NOT a commodity.  What’s more I champion the privacy of the naive.

https://adblockplus.org/en/acceptable-ads

https://easylist-downloads.adblockplus.org/exceptionrules.txt

@@||google.com/uds/*$script,subdocument,document,domain=suche.netzwelt.de
@@||google.com/aclk^$domain=suche.netzwelt.de,subdocument
@@||googleadservices.com/pagead/aclk^$domain=suche.netzwelt.de,subdocument

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Google profits by RAPING the privacy of its users and ALL those with whom its users interact.

(no access to bitmap manipulation software to outline image in red)

The checkbox is slightly less obscure than the about:config preference extensions.adblockplus.subscriptions_exceptionscheckbox

JD5000 would be aghast! I miss ComputerCops (CastleCops)

Privacy rape enabled by default?  That is soo unacceptable we need a whole new word to escape understatement.

Fortunately AdBlock Plus continues to be useful for content liberation research.  Still no stand alone XUL loopback proxy?

The tide in the android adblocking game is shifting in favor of privacy.

More elaborate local net filtering it is!  Oh the joy.  After epiphany I shall have some time to tinker.

“blocking ads harms free content”

really?  That tired argument.  It is obviously NOT free if the cost is privacy rape.  I HATE the promotion of android applications under the banner of free and the backhanded slap with adware flavor of malware.  Editing the APK is generally as trivial as blocking net connections.  A little more esoteric to deprive apps of reliable network state information.   The Spirit of Mozilla applied to android..

 

Blocking ads does not harm ANY free content or free software.  Blocking ads prevents one from being victimized by the heinously irrational defective business model syndrome.

“Respect my privacy” 

is the second highest concern to the allow unobtrusive ads model.  Google privacy rape?  Ring any bells?  Take a few moments (or hours if you’re a bit slow) to consider how google profits. How does allowing google ads respect privacy?  (hint: it doesn’t)

Now I’ll get to produce a PDF flyer for distribution to “everyone” how to reclaim the privacy AdBlock Plus supposedly provides.  oh goodie!  Or maybe I’ll get to repackage the extension and distribute it.  Yes, license complaints.  How’d that work out for zottmann?

Allowed adp comment with less eloquent objection but interesting malware analogy.  This is exactly what google android market does: allow “acceptable” malware.

selling != not-selling

If it is free there is no cost.

If there is a cost it is not free.

Yes, Johnny, words have particular meaning. Profound umbrige is taken against abuse of “free” as it is libelous against the thousands of f/OSS developers.

Giving away product and whining that no one purchased it?  What is your definition for insanity?

Don’t want your content in the public sphere?  Don’t place your content in the public sphere!  How challenging is this?  (genius not required)

Do Not track FARCE

until the evils of fine grained Geo IP Location are addressed one would be equally well served creating a do not track post-it note and affixing it to one’s monitor in the hopes of compliance. ISPs need offer privacy conscious users the option to have an IP address issued from a pool NOT related to where one resides/works/exists while surfing.

give the gift of education

google & privacy [poster]

 

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August 2, 2011

rome is to the united states as caesar is to the super committee

Filed under: bizarre must awesome want — Sagacious Himself @ 12:59 pm

remember the general longevity of rome after “upgrading” to caesar installation from the senate?

July 1, 2011

contratheists to spread their “love” with skywriting on independance day. yay?

Filed under: bizarre must awesome want,contratheism,contratheist — Sagacious Himself @ 9:21 am
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Can atheists, members of a club with a self refuting ideology, be patriotic?  sure

Are all atheists infected with contratheism?  No.  Most seem to incorporate “live and let live” into the club ideology.

Most atheists seem to desire to join- or build an atheist club.  They long for connection and intimacy as we all do.  But they have a great battle with internal loneliness with which to content in the vast uncaused everything.  Do not despise the atheist.  Do not hate the contratheist.  Hate contratheism.  Be kind to the atheist no matter how brash or vile his words, actions, and inactions.

http://www.theblaze.com/stories/atheists-to-fly-july-4-airplane-banners-in-27-states-god-less-america-atheism-is-patriotic/

Religious freedom sought is the foundation of our Constitution, the impetus for the fight for independence from the feckless crown of britain.

Freedom sadly allows for one to constrain God.  This is dignity: God respecting the personhood of the individual and His great love of it.

The atheist’s fear of phenomenology binds them in intellectual dishonesty, self blinded to “a slice” of Truth.  Certain of the denial of certainty, raging against inconformity of reality to one’s life, the atheist might lash out against dissenters.  This habit of wrath might devolved into contratheism.  When contratheists mob whether interweb or real life this gross wrath is more than self destructive.

Pray for those who hate you… for they likely hate themselves.

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May 20, 2011

now even microsoft ripping off DerTandemBrowser with bing “social” browsing

Filed under: bizarre must awesome want,DARPA,overview — Sagacious Himself @ 2:01 pm

DerTandemBrowser — awesome firefox extension that the masses could not be bothered to embrace

http://dertandembrowser.mozdev.org/

Der Tandem Browser is an add-on for the Mozilla browser which provides features that facilitate synchronized or interactive browsing among two or more people. When installed, it embeds a collapsible chat area/control panel into the bottom of the browser, and inserts a corresponding menu item to hide or display this panel in Mozilla’s View > Show/Hide menu. Users connect to one another via the internet in the typical server-client configuration, with one person running Der Tandem Browser as a host and everyone else as a client. Once connected, users can chat with one another just as with any standard chat application.

is now receiving microsoft pirating.. very genuine.. great advantage

http://social.discoverbing.com

It “only” requires one be using a life slurping service like facebook:  facebook!  Since microsoft owns skype now expect a social-bing skype addon soon.

Who [else] would have thought the LOWEST common denominator kludge of facebook would have heavier lowering factors?

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(CoBrowser a later DerTandemBrowser knockoff)

((I found StumbleUpon regularly perusing mozdev))

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April 30, 2011

verizon wireless issuing private ip addresses to 3g customer, NAT joy, MIA packets and gross ineptitude … fraudulent enticement

fraudulent enticement” : is the phrase for those pitching class action suits to such law firms.

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Part 2, draft 1

verizon staff, even senior tech staff [not network], cannot seem to understand that “private:public” is ONE distinction of ip addresses and that “dynamic:static” is another distinction.  Several people now have approached verizon wireless with the problem that their handset, the phone itself, is receiving a private ip address instead as before a public ip address (internet ip address, or public routable, or insert colloquialism here) on the 3g ppp0 interface.  The joy for “smart” phone users is Port Restricted Cone NAT.  It is a great way to break voip and vpn functionality of the device.  NAT per se is not the issue; user non-configurable “feature” is the problem.  Additional complexity is introduced by VZW denying addressing scheme.

10.0.0.0/8 (255.0.0.0)

Not sure you and your mobile station are in this private address space wan facing boat?  IF android: Grab “STUN client” application, pick any functional STUN server from the drop down, and perform the test.  At the bottom of the results will be the name of your 3g interface, in my case ppp0, and the associated ip address, in my case 10.n.155.n

STUN client: appbrain: http://www.appbrain.com/app/stun-client/com.kodholken.stunclient  I can provide the apk if you have opted to disable google “features” by not adding a gmail address to your handset.

The comical troubleshooting one must initially endure is the assertion that if the web browser is working the data network is working perfectly.  Out of order packets don’t noticeably affect web browsers; out of order packets are very bad for voip.  Lost packets aren’t bad for TCP web browsers; Lost packets are very bad for UDP voip conversations.

“The [3g] ip address on the phone is ONLY for talking to our towers”

Oh really? **  Wait it gets better:

“[3g ip addresses are] not for talking to third party services on the internet”

yes, verizon really made that delightful claim.

“are you saying I’m stupid?” No, based on the call recording I heard this guy is clearly grossly ignorant and not suited to a network support department.

“If the data isn’t working it’s the third party software you’re using”

great!
‘software can control your side of the network? please walk me through how I access that manually’

‘if web pages are timing out is it the fault of the web browser?’  .. “no” .. distinction failure continues

Various analogies are drawn to soho nat…

“you have to understand your ip address is dynamic” ..

uh huh. what’s that to do with it now being private address space and the evil of network address translation whereas recently the 3g interface was _dynamically_ issued from a public address space?

Let’s compare the dhcp class of this handset with the dhcp class of another handset.  Awkward silence.  Even their unassailable network people don’t have access to this information.  Scary.

“you might need to create a new rule in your corporate firewall”

How does that effect my phone?  There is nothing I control between my handset and the tower.  I’m not even using a rooted phone with a software firewall with this issue.

We all commiserate there is little point pushing this issue up the food chain by voice with non-business class accounts… especially with the appalling terminology dearth and concept fail.

Stuck with a private ip address?  Too bad.  Suffer but please continue to pay us.

All silly suggestions to contact the manufacturer of the phone, or the developer of VoIP product x or y ought be ignored.  The manufacturer of a handset that speaks CDMA (or lte), for verizon wireless, will direct all questions pertaining to the network back to verizon.  The software is not relevant to this issue — it merely MANIFESTS (or indicates) that there is an issue, and if you are voip familiar you recognize quickly the flavor of NAT involved.

“Perhaps you should contact google”

Yeah, that’ll work out so well.  Sadly no longer employed by a multinational, multibillion dollar venture group I don’t wield that kind of power any more, so no thanks I’ll try bashing your head against the wall instead.  It’s nice to have memories of seeing microsoft, [phone co], and intel dance to make me happy.. I mean work to find a solution to a problem with stuff.

Expect VoIP to FAIL and FAIL BADLY.  There’s a reasonable chance of VPN pain in your near future.  But at least your browser works, right?

It may be a secret top down plan to sell static ip addresses as that has been repeatedly suggested as a ‘solution’.

Please share your verizon wireless fun [pain].  I have several phone conversations from several people in my allegedly small boat in WAV — VoIP allows call recording for claim consistency purposes.  Consider capturing all your CS phone calls; it’s easy with viatalk (roll your own asterisk people have a few buttons to mash).

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See post on “google port-OUT .. revisionist history” for voip/itsp recommendations.  Also consider PIAF vitelity endorsement.  Additionally try TLS nightlies of CSIPsimple.  Howardforums has luminaries worth consulting.

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Verizon.Wireless.Private.Network_whitepaper_static.ip.address

* VoIP : udp sip
** Although it could be an unqualified  reference to pg 5 of VZW document b2b.vzw.com/assets/files/PrivateNetwork_WP.pdf [Verizon Wireless Private Network whitepaper] — section 3.1 grasps the public:private and dynamic:static distinctions. A static IP address is available without having a business account. Section 3.8: “static IP — verizon wireless hosted” as opposed to “static IP — verizon business hosted” makes further distinctions. Dynamic Mobile Network Routing exchanges tower-calls for voip calls.  Any claim by Verizon Wireless that a static IP address [on non-business account] would cost $500 reveals gross ineptitude by the agent.  It is obvious that the agent is phrase searching and landed on section 3.8 “verizon wireless private network setup fee”.  There are a number of circumventions to verizon wireless [tortial interference] ranging from irksome to vexatious.. but VZW provoked Proof of Concept circumvention necessity.
*** upselling:  CradlePoint CBA250, CadlePont CTR500, CadlePont PHS300 : opennetwork.verizonwireless.com/devicesShowcase.aspx

EDIT: 110701

addendum: verizon 5+ gb throttling easily circumvented without modifying system files.. hahaha delightfully simple change to system!  (requires SuperUser)

edit 2:

learn to speak verizonese:  CGN

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April 9, 2011

Sony to users: prepare for hardware usage caps

Filed under: All Your Base,bizarre must awesome want — Sagacious Himself @ 10:57 am
Tags:

Playstation tmobile style

you have “unlimited” use of your hardware until you don’t

You haven’t yet begun to suffer under sony land

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March 29, 2011

so many flavors of phone fun with a mil DSN PDF from Himself via StumbleUpon archive retrieval — my original StumbleUpon user number: 24065

Filed under: bizarre must awesome want,DARPA,Mass,social engineering,spot the fed — Sagacious Himself @ 6:13 pm

While reviewing my

http://www.stumbleupon.com/stumbler/24065/   the founder of the MAJORITY of the wildly popular ‘groups’ on stumbleupon, such as “money“, “open source“, “xbox“, “apologetics“, and “bizarre hunter“, still to the chagrin of liberalism activists

I stumbled upon this entertainly acronym laden mil PDF on delivering DSN and PSTN over PRI:

http://jitc.fhu.disa.mil/tssi/ll/msl100/dsn_cndeliv.pdf

DoD’s DISA on DSN:

http://www.disa.mil/dsn/dsn.html

then direct your focus [back] to

http://SipSorcery.com — thanks, Aaron!

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March 27, 2011

win handheld nintento 3DS by using waze at the right time in the right place in hot pursuit

Filed under: bargain,bizarre must awesome want — Sagacious Himself @ 12:03 am

yes, really

http://www.waze.com/blog/introducing-the-waze-nintendo-mini-game-and-contest-starting-this-saturday-night-pst/

yay

(mmmmm nintendo ROMs)

wait, nintendo didn’t author pacman…

private, authenticated, groups could use such a gaming feature for event planning… hint hint… build your own mario adventure

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March 3, 2011

arbor day foundation, tree hugging, envirofascists churn paper ads for turning people into air pollution

Filed under: bizarre must awesome want — Sagacious Himself @ 6:19 pm

What’s worse than Soylent Green?

arbor day envirofascists aerisolizing people: creating air pollution, making planet cry, causing global warming

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arbor day foundation wastes paper [does not use recycled trees in propaganda], and now burns people we love

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does the arbor day foundation hate trees?

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February 3, 2010

goal of green environmentalism seems indistinct from Satan

Filed under: bizarre must awesome want — Sagacious Himself @ 7:24 am
  • alone: simply (ignoring green society busy work)
  • exposed: shelter construction robs the environment
  • in the cold: not contributing to evil green house gases like co2 or worse dihydrogenmonoxide, the very ones allowing for the self replicating organic infection originally
  • in the dark: electricity generation is anti-environment
  • hungry: taking from the environment is selfish
  • suffering: makes gaia happy
  • isolated: the fewer people the better the environment
  • never breeding: stop the plague of humanity, but do fornicate copulating like wild animals
  • afraid: fear will help you find your place
  • despairing: there is no heavenly father
Let’s work together to reduce the number of people infecting the planet to make a better world for the environment.

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April 6, 2009

yahoo jacko propaganda not inspiring – mostly disturbing – but unlimited storage for Ymail

Filed under: bizarre must awesome want — Sagacious Himself @ 5:01 pm

yahoo jacko propaganda not inspiring

yahoo seems more pro faggot with jacko promotion than with pride.yahoo

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February 27, 2009

Ghostbustin 911 – sucks the fun right out of ghosts

Filed under: bizarre must awesome want — Sagacious Himself @ 6:04 pm

Ghostbustin 911

http://ghostbustin911.blip.tv/

February 26, 2009

frightening toys for infants: start those nightmares early

Filed under: bizarre must awesome want — Sagacious Himself @ 8:35 pm

frightening toys for infants

Monkey Bat
http://piggyroo.com/Monkey_Lil_Snugglers_by_Douglas_p/dc-1341.htm

toys to terrorize tots

toys to terrorize tots

aspiring mad scientist: child biological weapons kit

Filed under: bizarre must awesome want — Sagacious Himself @ 12:36 pm

aspiring mad child scientist biological weapons kits

http://www.stevespanglerscience.com/product/1748

“keep it taped shut.  you really don’t want to open it again” *wink* *wink*

for the WMD builders of tomorrow

for the WMD builders of tomorrow

video

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not to worry.. the US government tells kids how to make homemade agar to grow WMD of the future:

http://www.newton.dep.anl.gov/askasci/mole00/mole00270.htm

no mad scientist child can compete in today’s weapons market without gel electrophoresis skills

http://www.sciencebuddies.org/science-fair-projects/project_ideas/BioChem_p028.shtml

To build your gel electrophoresis chamber you will need:

  • Plastic travel soap box, or other sturdy, rectangular, plastic box
  • Stainless steel wire, the gauge should be no larger than 18 and no smaller than 24
  • Wire cutters
  • 9-volt batteries (5)
  • Alligator clip leads (2); Radio Shack part #278-1156 or another similar product
  • StyrofoamT tray or flat piece; the Styrofoam tray that grocery store meat is packaged in works well.
  • Scissors

practice DNA extraction on onions:

http://www.sciencebuddies.org/science-fair-projects/project_ideas/BioChem_p001.shtml

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Do not let the algore cult control the weather exclusively!  Practice the art of weather control with DIY snow:

http://amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/B000MLL7JU

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February 11, 2009

a new inappropriate use for IM: random chat via geoIP proximity

Filed under: bizarre must awesome want,micronetblock,Word Coined by Himself — Sagacious Himself @ 1:01 am

new inappropriate use for IM: random chat via geoIP proximity

radiusIM.com

if you thought stalkers were bad before…

why won’t you join the protest against GeoIP micronetblocksDEMAND your ISP issue you an IP address from a non geographically associated netblock

@ ISP:  you could charge for this privacy (restoring) feature


March 11, 2008

algore revelations: ice ages

Filed under: bizarre must awesome want,Gross Politix,hahaha — Sagacious Himself @ 12:01 am

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March 4, 2008

fon engrish

Filed under: engrish — Sagacious Himself @ 5:28 pm

Dear user,

We have received your request.
We confirm you that we have manage your request.

Please do not hesitate to contact us for whatever reason at support@fon.com.

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