Sagacious Himself — brevity in circumlocution: never blague — suffering genius

August 9, 2019

Multicore speculations 12 years ago

Filed under: category euthanized — Sagacious Himself @ 11:28 am



July 6, 2009 will protect you from spammers that are not paying otherinbox

Filed under: category euthanized — Sagacious Himself @ 11:08 am

otherinbox: spam fox guarding your hen house


We may make the email addresses of our users available to other organizations whose products or services we think you may find interesting. If you supply us with your postal address online or we receive it through one of our relationships, you may, receive mailings from other third party companies. These third party companies may use the information that you provide to OtherInbox or OtherInbox receives from other sources to deliver you mailings with offers about goods and services that may be of interest to you. We use a third party company to distribute our offers.



June 12, 2009

rhymes that might have irritated you on long bus field trips, too

Filed under: category euthanized — Sagacious Himself @ 4:34 am

one bright day in the middle of the night
two dead boys got up to fight
back to back they faced each other
drew their swords and shot each other

a deaf policeman heard the noise
came and shot the two dead boys

ask the blind man he saw it too

— number nine

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June 9, 2009

“emergency” broadcast system test interrupts newt gingrich speech on C-Span

Filed under: category euthanized — Sagacious Himself @ 2:52 am

Cannot imagine that happenning when Greatleader is speaking…

voight calls for end of obama opression on C-Span monday night

Filed under: category euthanized — Sagacious Himself @ 1:35 am

later .. ~ “the same people who brought us the DMV now want to build cars”

June 6, 2009

yahoo webmail javascript detection less reliable than expected

Filed under: category euthanized — Sagacious Himself @ 11:34 pm

… especially since it wored in a previous browser session on firefox 1.0.6 (yes, there was a good reason for legacy fox at the time)

March 24, 2009

voip nat classification 2005

Filed under: category euthanized — Sagacious Himself @ 9:53 pm

Network Address Translation (NAT) Behavioral Requirements for Unicast UDP

your wackadoo router

January 20, 2009

dell 530 freedos

Filed under: category euthanized — Sagacious Himself @ 10:41 am

January 3, 2009

on reflection

Filed under: category euthanized — Sagacious Himself @ 11:32 pm

petty little manager

phonezoo mp3 download

Filed under: category euthanized — Sagacious Himself @ 10:03 am

NO login required

visit player page

play sound


search: dload

open in new tab (the ONE hat is not an image)

saves as almost copmlete mp3

phonevite group2call justknow

Filed under: category euthanized — Sagacious Himself @ 9:51 am

What other free phone message broadcast services are there?

phonevite wins on coolness, ease of use, and clear privacy policy, but lacks a dial-in option

group2call wins on volume, tweaks, dial-in.. but loses on privacy and unresponsiveness of staff

justknow has very little free.. while phonevite and group2call have at least 25 messages DAILY justknow limits free to 5 per MONTH.  sucks.

edit: Jan 10 – ONE call per day up to 25 recipients

Asterisk voicemail broadcast

December 23, 2008

CS4 install joy

Filed under: category euthanized — Sagacious Himself @ 2:22 pm

oh, and thanks for the delightful “activation” ‘scheme’!  It really slows the load-to-ready state of all the applications!  If I wanted to wait I would have wasted money on visNta

I’m sure you won’t mind me removing it

December 20, 2008

one of the many reasons I dislike allegedly-new newegg

Filed under: category euthanized,Justice,Word Coined by Himself,Xboxen — Sagacious Himself @ 10:22 am

one of the many reasons I dislike allegedly-new newegg

Please kindly note that the order # [a number] was used Egg Saver (DHL); after reviewing your account, we notice that your order has already been shipped out on [a date]  with DHL tracking number [a number]. Please kindly note that the item actually ships with a DHL tracking number and it is then distributed to USPS so that they can then deliver it to you.

In this case, it does ship out with DHL first but it takes 4-5 business days to update the information. Usually, it takes 3 to 7 business days for the package to be delivered to you. If you cannot receive the package after 7 business days, please reply to this email so that we can further assist you. Again, we apologize for any inconvenience.

Not only does allegedly-new newegg merely eventually ship the package but they cannot be bothered to surround all surfaces of the enclosed retail box with padding material inside the shipping container as outlined by carriers (UPS, FedEx, et al).  Perhaps they do not understand that I prefer my new retail product to arrive in new condition.  Having seen how UPS handles packages within a UPS facility I shall not accept poorly packaged items.  Fighting over $200 is not worth the time, but as a matter of justice it is.

CDW knows how to treat both packages and customers.  Sure it does help to have ordering power backed by a multibillion dollar multinational company.. that usually wins me free overnight shipping on my personal CDW account.  🙂

December 8, 2008

note to self: live privacy portal

Filed under: category euthanized — Sagacious Himself @ 2:27 pm
Tags: – contact: request double opt-in for new accounts – opt out globally

This option saves an account setting associated with your Windows Live™ ID. It applies on any computer on which you sign in with your Windows Live™ ID, and will continue to apply until someone signs in with a different Windows Live™ ID on that computer. Note: If you delete your cookies, you’ll need to sign in again for the settings to apply.

CookieCuller to the rescue

Add N Edit cookies to find/hack them


SQLite Manager – edit everything



November 14, 2008

the simplicity of 248 dimensions explains everything!

yeah right… and a double positive must be better!

“E8 encapsulates the symmetries of a geometric object that is 57-dimensional and is itself is 248-dimensional”.

An Exceptionally Simple Theory of Everything
Authors: A. Garrett Lisi

Phase I: add more dimensions

Phase II: [mumble mumble]

Phase III: explain everything!

October 26, 2008

You will die. That is a surety as is: obama is a marxist, obama is a racist, obama as president will destroy America — Kruschev would have loved obama

Filed under: category euthanized — Sagacious Himself @ 8:21 pm

You will die. That’​s a suret​y.  Obama will murder you sooner should you dissent if, God forbid, he’s elected president.  Obama will increase the murder rate of children from zygote, the smallest person, to birth.  Obama will usher in murder of the elderly.  Obama will usher in murder of the useless.

But the value​ of OUR dolla​r is dying​ under​ the oppre​ssion​ of the socia​l cance​r:​ socia​lism.​

final​ly.​.​ some in the ‘​media​’​ are prope​rly label​ing obama​ a Marxi​st and a racis​t.

heavi​ly tax busin​ess then they will start​ firin​g peopl​e and event​ually​ move overs​ees .. so NO jobs.​.​ in the proce​ss produ​ct prici​ng will incre​ase and the peopl​e will not be able to affor​d goods​,​ some ‘​essen​tial’​,​ furth​er deval​uing the dolla​r even more than the prove​n-​fooli​sh ‘​bailo​ut’​ plan (​that didn’​t work for FDR)

No Marxi​st shoul​d serve​ in ANY Ameri​can publi​c offic​e.​.​ Sure,​ he can run for offic​e by abusi​ng his right​ to free speec​h by attem​pting​ to misle​ad the fooli​sh,​ the ignor​ant,​ and poorl​y educa​ted — especially those from socialist re-education centers.


Reduc​e forei​gn aide to ZERO.​ Debt probl​em to citiz​enry solve​d.​ Our money​ is ours. It does not belon​g to the state​;​ simil​arly the state​ is not an entit​y unto itsel​f.​.​.​.​ ‘we the peopl​e’​ compr​ise the state​ and the popul​ation​.​ Colle​ct immed​iatel​y on all debt owed to us the state​.​ The world​ hates​ us? Fine.​ They can stand​ on their​ own finan​cial merit​s.​ NO shari​ng of techn​ology​.​  NO food shipments to the starving, impoverished, or weather victims unless delivered by volunteers under the protection of our armed forces.

One nation under God.  No more removing of God from the public sphere.  Restore what has been removed.  Let us reassure out blessings of liberty

October 18, 2008

microsoft developed technology to store celestial objects online. google already possesses technology to steal bits of soul

Filed under: category euthanized,CIO,Geeky goodness — Sagacious Himself @ 12:34 am

Transmogrification too good to be true?


We’ve designed Hotmail storage to grow with you, but at a reasonable pace. That means you should have plenty of storage unless you suddenly want to store the planet Jupiter on Hotmail, in which case we’ll send you a nice e-mail asking you to please not try to store planets on Hotmail (although gradual storage of planets, moons, and asteroids is ok).

Google already cunningly has users of its various ‘free’ services spoon feed themselves to their evil webmachines… now with toothy gears!

September 25, 2008

ICANN in collusion with spamers or privacy extortionists — whois should be optional.

Filed under: category euthanized — Sagacious Himself @ 4:43 am

WHOIS should be optional.   Use the contact widget on the given site should the owner desire to provide that facility.  If the site “is illegal” in a fashion a subpoena will acquire the information.  

I don’t appreciate having to pay an additional fee to not have a bunch of MY personal information in every DNS box on the planet.   Maintaining a PO box or other devious methods (we have no intention of revealing), web voicemail number (or fun with sip), ought not continue for the sole purpose of satisfying a tyrannical bureaucracy with slightly more functional value than the British monarchyICANN exists at its sole pleasure?  It will be difficult to burst through the tubes to dump ones domains into the exoether (the space between the tubes, manifolds, etc) in protest

I cannot ICANN abide. Registrar shall make a complete electronic
copy of the data available at least one time per week for download
by third parties who have entered into a bulk access agreement with

Who aren’t bright enough to setup their own DNS box? Registrar’s access agreement may
require the third party to agree not to sell or redistribute the
data except insofar as it has been incorporated by the third party
into a value-added product or service that does not permit the extraction
of a substantial portion of the bulk data from the value-added product
or service for use by other parties.

MAY?  please don’t spam our customers but whatever.   Have you
read the agreement banks sideswipe you with on new account creation in
its ENTIRETY?  third party spam fest out of which you may not opt,
until such time as you are automatically opted-in.  Tacit?  NO. 
They’ll treat you like a tinfoilhat loon

And the solution is held in “may land” well beyond the ken of exoether in section (emphasis added) wherein:

Registrar may enable Registered Name
Holders who are individuals to elect not to have Personal Data concerning
their registrations available for bulk access for marketing purposes
based on Registrar’s “Opt-Out” policy, and if Registrar
has such a policy, Registrar shall require the third party to abide
by the terms of that Opt-Out policy; provided, however, that Registrar
may not use such data subject to opt-out for marketing purposes
in its own value-added product or service.

Damnable “may”.  Godaddy would never provide that without extortion at least $8/year up to $30/year for ultra private but with some information provided about a business.   Hide less and cost more.  Brilliant… but for whom?  

Businesses who wish to create a strong loyalty base MUST have a double opt-in system and assume the customer only wishes status on purchases or responses to inquiries. 

 ICANN employs wiki*dia style “truth by consensus”  …. stire in some socialism and reflect on bygone generations globally…  epic fail.

… need sleep… more analysis of cretinous requirements forthcoming …..  

September 24, 2008

Bush endorses FDR style “solution” — socialism never works

Filed under: category euthanized,Marxism,obama — Sagacious Himself @ 9:30 pm

This delightfully structured ponzi scheme bailout will not only require creation of a magic interest free circle for the ‘plan’ to make money, but is entirely unamerican, much as socialism is antithetical to our ideals.  His failure was in not stamping veto on this absurdity.  If you people elect Obama the socialist expect much worse.  obama is marxism personified, a racist, and wholly unsuited to any AMERICAN public office.

Let’s ‘borrow’ money from everyone to save the foolish from their own respective failures.  NO!  Let’s not!

Personal responsibility, pursuit of happiness… there are no guarantees to success some will fail.  That’s life… and their failure isn’t my problem.

As before:  my money is mine.

Dear God, please spare us from seeing FDR history repeat itself.

April 10, 2008

muffins: scourge of the solar system!!

Filed under: category euthanized — Sagacious Himself @ 2:31 am

muffins are more muffalicious when they include plants. I love to devour the suffering of plants!

plant creulty! you speciesist

plants suffer while we gorge ourselves. the world is unfair!!

it’s because it’s round. flatearth or die!

muffins: scourge of the solar system!! I think you would like the muffins though. there is ginger in them. and mystical spices from beyond!! i am eating the last one right now

muffaliciously tantelizing emptiness

April 1, 2008

intelligent CAPTCHAs overdue

Filed under: category euthanized — Sagacious Himself @ 9:45 pm


March 29, 2008

toy golf extreme cheat codes

Filed under: category euthanized — Sagacious Himself @ 10:20 am



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March 10, 2008

what up nigga?

Filed under: category euthanized — Sagacious Himself @ 8:46 pm

The racists don’t want me using their words

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March 2, 2008

data uri – click image button, paste code, publish, no more touching

Filed under: category euthanized — Sagacious Himself @ 1:37 pm

Mmm+ tray 200k of ram? yes. Also 1.5 megs virtual memory

Filed under: category euthanized,overview,SoftWare — Sagacious Himself @ 1:23 pm

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February 28, 2008

You are the pot personified screaming color epitaphs of kettles everywhere

Filed under: category euthanized — Sagacious Himself @ 9:54 pm


all prepositions are created equal – but are not equal in definition

Filed under: category euthanized — Sagacious Himself @ 9:52 pm

freedom of religion != freedom from religion

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February 25, 2008 going downhill: now downsamples images like all the other vexing hosts

Filed under: category euthanized — Sagacious Himself @ 12:19 am


February 24, 2008

ch ch change

Filed under: category euthanized — Sagacious Himself @ 11:11 pm

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Christians! You are not a minority — Che

Filed under: category euthanized — Sagacious Himself @ 2:39 am

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February 23, 2008

wow allows BIG pix

Filed under: category euthanized — Sagacious Himself @ 7:22 am

how long has been accepting images over 3 megs?

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their your uninstaller 2008 is very lame

Filed under: category euthanized — Sagacious Himself @ 5:45 am

it loads faster than add/remove programs?  really?  not




is it really a question?

but when you run outta tips just leave ’em blank

cool DIY malware launchpoints

I can’t remove annoying microsith software?

or screensavers?  Just wait till someone protects their junk

Can’t backup its own information?

Cool, thanks for uninstalling something that was NEVER there!   Get the same success screen after running N times, too.  Brilliant design.

and it bitches like malware

nah, I think I’ll be sure its gone myself

the end


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