Sagacious Himself — brevity in circumlocution: never blague — suffering genius

August 4, 2006

end the unjust jewish occupation of muslim land

Filed under: category euthanized,Gross Politix,Humor — Sagacious Himself @ 11:29 pm

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here’s a variation on the map… photoshop it to suit

“end the unjust jewish occupation of arab land”

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this entertaining search leads here, too: zionist occupation of arab land

.

mirrored to wordress

zionists not living in 14th century

zero world domination attempts by jews

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end the unjust zionist occupation of arab land

Filed under: Gross Politix,Humor,the-Gulagosphere — Sagacious Himself @ 11:28 pm

Anything is too much something!  99% for arabs is not sufficient!  The descendants of Mohammad the pedophile must control everything!

zionists not living in 14th century

zero world domination attempts by jews

.
.
Convert to islam or die?

C. None of the above: nuke the arab pedophile fan club

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plans to solve the high gas price problem

(1) mine US oil! — who cares about a few deer. animals have zero rights.. except the right be be tasty

(2) cut taxes — always a great plan

(3) cut spending — I can’t print my own money and as the state only
has the right I do by extension has no right to print new money to
spend either

(4) dump liberalist favored government programs — funding evil is never wise

(5) “use less” is not a plan

(6) ignore liberalists with “secret plans”

hahaha…. now for an econazi perspective:

Why not just remove gas tanks from cars?  Then no one would be able to use gas.  Problem solved.  woo. 

No, wait, let’s remove personal freedom and dictate each must drive State Brand ™  TheCar.  It will be solar powered exclusively.  That will reduce night time traffic considerably.

Orr just pass a law demanding that machines be built to make gas in one’s garage?  Or by edict declar that the properties of gas are now such that it produces better milage (UN style)

Start a letter writing campaign and whine until suppliers lower price.  Threaten that you won’t be putting gas in your ethanol car to teach them a lesson.

Walk more.  It’s environmentally friendly.  Be sure your shoes contain no oil products and CERTAINLY no animal products!  Avoid walking on plants.  You might hurt their feelings.

So little time, so many great solutions to force on people!

eGstortion: the newest google “service” ™ … please help us devalue these adsense words to convince current customers to buy all new words

Filed under: BULLSHIT,category euthanized,Humor — Sagacious Himself @ 8:02 pm

Google Research to Release 1 Trillion Words Online

“please help us devalue these adsense words to convince current customers to buy all new words”

eGstortion  (extortion)  – the newest google service

eGstortion.google.com

plagiarism.google.com — google scholar? not very scholarly

Filed under: category euthanized,CIO,Geeky goodness,Humor — Sagacious Himself @ 7:24 pm

http://plagiarism.google.com/

http://scholar.google.com/

profiting from rank plagiarism!

fair use proxy device : Circuit City kiosk to rip DVD content to portable format … MPAA RIAA plan to whine about individual liberty

Filed under: category euthanized,CIO,Geeky goodness,Humor — Sagacious Himself @ 7:22 pm

Its fair use if I rip my DVD to PSP format, or my audio CD to FLAC to play on an iPod with rockbox firmware…. why is it illegal for a third party to provide this service to me  ONE TO ONE as a proxy (agent)?  Its not.  Let’s watch the burn.  (see also:  real estate agent, power of attorney, etc)

http://arstechnica.com/news.ars/post/20060804-7420.html

https://i2.wp.com/img112.imageshack.us/img112/1817/ccfairuseyv3.jpg

Hopefully this’ll revive the custom audio CD kiosks

oh and if its good enough for google then its good enough for Circuit City

Google routinely profits from rampant violation of Intellectual Property.  NO fair use there:
http://scholar.google.com/

Scholar?  Why isn’t it  plagiarism.google.com  ?

still humorous

Filed under: category euthanized,Humor — Sagacious Himself @ 6:47 pm

https://i1.wp.com/img134.imageshack.us/img134/1920/frenchvictoryvo9.jpg

No french military victories

August 3, 2006

the not definative guide on geing a geek poser

Filed under: category euthanized,Geeky goodness,Humor,I am bored — Sagacious Himself @ 1:13 am

http://penguinpetes.com/b2evo/index.php?title=how_to_totally_fake_being_…

additional requirements:  brains and a fantastic memory for details.. oh, wait, that might make you into a potential geek.  ahahaha

July 29, 2006

long live aarons.cc MoHamster Dance

Filed under: category euthanized,Gross Politix,Humor,muck fuslims — Sagacious Himself @ 11:58 pm

http://mohamsterdance.blogspot.com/2006/05/mohamster-dance.html

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July 26, 2006

firefox FilterSet.P

Filed under: category euthanized,Geeky goodness,Humor — Sagacious Himself @ 10:27 pm

using Stylish instead of AdBlock Plus
http://tagworld.com/paulfox

AdBlock Plus: alternative to FilterSet.G

Filed under: category euthanized,Geeky goodness,Humor — Sagacious Himself @ 10:22 pm

http://adblock.jonasjohn.de/

warning: thought required

I chose:
http://adblock.jonasjohn.de.nyud.net:8080/subscription.php?ignore=bli,mqe,csp,csg,vld,sig,dnt,kwr?coral-no-redirect

everytime you talk about killing kittens God kills a kitten?

Filed under: category euthanized,Humor — Sagacious Himself @ 10:05 pm

God hates adservers.  He does not want you to suffer privacy-rape. Make God happy and employ adblocking today! AdBlockPlus.org Every ad you block saves one kitten

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https://i1.wp.com/img140.imageshack.us/img140/6368/407569ap6oq6.jpg

nuclear submarines!

how many kittens have you killed today? 😦

fornication causes a large scale kitten holocaust.  Never fornicate!

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the dorks of wikipedia – linguistics of fictional cartoon races revealed

Filed under: BULLSHIT,category euthanized,Humor,queer (aka moralphobia) — Sagacious Himself @ 3:03 pm

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fictional_races_in_South_Park#Marklar

Marklar is not used as a conjunction or article, nor is it normally used in the place of a pronoun, although pronouns may reference marklar. Unlike a pronoun, the referenced word need not appear in the same sentence, nor even ever have been used by the speaker at any time. The plural form is marklars.

ummmm…. several people participated in constructing that paragraph. 

😦

July 25, 2006

Jason’s job seems awesome

Filed under: category euthanized,Geeky goodness,hahaha — Sagacious Himself @ 1:57 am

http://seeker.dice.com/jobsearch/servlet/JobSearch?op=101&engine=2&dockey=xml/0/e/0ed80894bd3e233b4742390a7f9d47af@endecaindex&source=19&FREE_TEXT=

Title: Jason’s Job
Skills: Being very awesome!!!
 
Date: 7-24-2006
Location: Newport Beach, CA
Area
code:
949
 
Tax
term:
FULLTIME
Pay
rate:
3 Million/Year
Length:
 
Position
ID:
1C123Z
Dice ID: happy
 
Job description:
-full benefits, company ferrari, and you get to be the CEO of an awesome company!!!
 
Travel
required:
none
Telecommute: no

July 24, 2006

we need carrot control…. and to outlaw pools and highschool football practice

Filed under: category euthanized,Concept,Gross Politix,Humor — Sagacious Himself @ 12:36 pm

“A 46-year-old man is accused of assaulting
his wife with a carrot, causing her to lose sight in one eye,” reports the
Associated Press from Monroe, Conn.:

Pamela Vecsey, 46, underwent six [hours] of surgery
after being hit in the left eye with the vegetable Saturday night, but doctors
were not able to restore her vision, prosecutor Stephanie Damiani said.

The couple was arguing when Roderick Vecsey tossed
the carrot, Damiani said.

It is a scandal that thanks to the carrot lobby,
Americans–even the mentally ill, convicted criminals and stalkers–are able to
buy these dangerous weapons without so much as a license or background check.
We need carrot control! It’s the only way to deal with crime at its roots.

 

OpinionJournal [OpinionJournal@wsj.com]

 

Both swimming pools and highschool football practice kill more people than accidental shootings.  Let’s outlaw both pools and highschool football practice.

July 16, 2006

get the free help you deserve

Filed under: category euthanized,Geeky goodness,Humor — Sagacious Himself @ 9:17 am

 http://www.eprover.org/VMCSE/

Virtual MCSE 3.0

call our NEW Sagacious Hotline ™ and leave feedback about products made in eureka

Filed under: 1-651-204-9080,category euthanized,HardWare,Humor — Sagacious Himself @ 4:30 am

1-651-204-9080

call now… an operator is standing by to record your call… operator not made in erueka

yes, a real voicemail line dedicated to made in eureka

July 15, 2006

hahaha EFF media

Filed under: category euthanized,Humor — Sagacious Himself @ 1:52 am

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8-5INcUuoEs
/player2.swf?video_id=8-5INcUuoEs&l=132&t=OEgsToPDskKPpZYnHiKmzGWmgNzv8Fmc

YouTube + AJAX = Iklipz

Filed under: category euthanized,Humor — Sagacious Himself @ 1:35 am

http://www.iklipz.com/Movies.aspx?MovieID=22FAA477-E9E0-41E4-B790-B020023CF3A5

http://www.iklipz.com/Movies.aspx?MovieID=1bd78ade-4aa7-4d63-b9d1-a15bd4a7e4e8

July 14, 2006

ThinkBack memory backup drive — experience other people’s dreams — Sagacious REdREamREplay ™ – made in eureka

Filed under: 1-651-204-9080,category euthanized,HardWare,Humor — Sagacious Himself @ 3:38 am

Call our REAL Sagacious Hotline ™ to leave us feedback about products made in eureka, or suggest
new products that should be made in eureka, or to bitch. Messages will be posted to blog in MP3 format for
all to hear.

1-651-204-9080
1-651-204-9080
1-651-204-9080
1-651-204-9080

https://i1.wp.com/img154.imageshack.us/img154/2301/productpic8do.jpg

Never forget anything again! After downloading every moment, dream and
experience you’ve ever had through the ocular interface (resembles a
pair of goggles), the ThinkBack Memory Backup Drive stores them on a
special hard disk, which will allow you to review your memories on the
LCD screen. Now you’ll be able to call up the lyrics of a song you
heard last week or relive that amazing weekend you had by the lake
house.

Take lucid dreaming to the next level! With the optional long range scanner you can borrow anyones dreams. Deploy multiple REdREamREplay scanners througout your neighborhood for hours of fun.

made in eureka: the cryo kennel — freeze your neighbors pets

Filed under: 1-651-204-9080,category euthanized,HardWare,Humor — Sagacious Himself @ 3:29 am

Call our REAL Sagacious Hotline ™ to leave us feedback, or suggest new products, or to bitch. Messages will be posted in MP3 format for all to hear.

1-651-204-9080

I’m still waiting on Hippie Be Gone ™

the cryo kennel — freeze your neighbors pets.. and shatter them in the street. Put an end to whinny dogs forever

https://i1.wp.com/img95.imageshack.us/img95/5214/clipboard012ef.png

its less shocking than the old fashioned cat carrier

https://i2.wp.com/img154.imageshack.us/img154/7068/catcarrier9lczv7.jpg

July 12, 2006

comical version of death star scene in star wars

Filed under: All Your Base,category euthanized,hahaha,Humor — Sagacious Himself @ 1:45 pm

“there’s no place for you in the future”

http://f9.putfile.com/videos/b8-10720371750.wmv

switching lines by James Earl Jones from Star Wars… with his lines from other movies… hehehe

public school brain damage — teen bangs head

Filed under: category euthanized,Healthy,Humor — Sagacious Himself @ 1:32 pm

http://f1.putfile.com/videos/c6-6617552188.wmv

or

http://rapidshare.de/files/25679816/public_school_brain_damage_–_teen_bangs_head_against_bus_seat_repeatedly.wmv.html

July 10, 2006

leapfrog gone wrong

Filed under: category euthanized,Humor — Sagacious Himself @ 8:06 pm

https://i0.wp.com/img139.imageshack.us/img139/4748/kickboy8tc.gif

July 9, 2006

remember to take a gnome with you when you travel… for your pictures

Filed under: category euthanized,Humor — Sagacious Himself @ 10:43 am

http://veraanderson.com/timzeug/gnome.htm

https://i1.wp.com/img415.imageshack.us/img415/5650/gnomepisas4ym.jpg

“how to spot a jap”?? ummm

Filed under: category euthanized,Humor — Sagacious Himself @ 1:38 am

http://www.ep.tc/howtospotajap/howto01.html

https://i1.wp.com/img83.imageshack.us/img83/5829/howtotitle2ge.gif

July 8, 2006

why not to use a stolen phone.. especially if the owner’s friends have no lives

Filed under: category euthanized,Humor,Justice — Sagacious Himself @ 1:10 am

http://evanwashere.com/StolenSidekick/

I’d rather just embarrass the thief as
much as possible.  Teach them a
lesson on the etiquette of returning peoples lost belongings.

Right now, I am more concerned about spreading
this story.  I
want people to realize that what goes around, comes around.  If you find a phone in a taxi or
elsewhere.. it is NOT yours.. return it….and when u lose an item, then the same
will happen for u. 
This is not a religious endeavor or a moral endeavor….this is a HUMANITY
endeavor.  I
want these people SHAMED into realizing what they have done.

wow..  66 page updates, pictures, and lotsa ranting….  too bad he uses evilgmail

download the StolenSidekick evan radio interview

and more wikipedia bullshit
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stolensidekick.com

https://i1.wp.com/img86.imageshack.us/img86/5923/photo834qv.jpg

July 6, 2006

don’t look down!

Filed under: category euthanized,Humor,Natalee Holloway — Sagacious Himself @ 11:20 am

https://i1.wp.com/photos1.blogger.com/img/259/3901/640/Beach%20049.jpg

natalee holloway body found half alive in underwater dungeon

Filed under: category euthanized,Humor,Natalee Holloway — Sagacious Himself @ 10:38 am

looking for natalee holloway?

https://i2.wp.com/img457.imageshack.us/img457/9429/2558568h189pd2w2262ky.jpg

 stop.  really, just stop looking for natalee holloway. Hey, natalee holloway is not news.  Everytime I hear about natalee holloway on tv I’m going to post about natalee holloway here at least as many times as someone says natalee holloway.  If I write natalee holloway more times than a newsreader says natalee holloway then maybe all the searches for natalee holloway will get more interesting natalee holloway results. 

https://i0.wp.com/img457.imageshack.us/img457/5898/1251944h86pd2tlrtruew1457qf.jpg

Take for instance this natalee holloway post about the nearly living body of natalee holloway.

highway schadenfreude

Filed under: category euthanized,Humor — Sagacious Himself @ 10:34 am

this really shows the need to not grant driver licenses to people with IQs less than 130

http://rapidshare.de/files/25123392/highway_accident__low_IQ_drivers_.wmv.html

the mario brothers…. sort of

Filed under: category euthanized,Humor — Sagacious Himself @ 5:59 am

https://i0.wp.com/img76.imageshack.us/img76/2996/mario3qd.png

download the AVI:
http://www.sendspace.com/file/id198h
OR
http://rapidshare.de/files/25103411/MarioUnleashed__–_SilverRingThing.com.avi.html

bunnies like cookies??

Filed under: category euthanized,Humor — Sagacious Himself @ 5:47 am

https://i1.wp.com/img72.imageshack.us/img72/4933/bunnycookie2cm3bo1ca.jpg

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