speed test

ftp://ftp1.optonline.net/pub/test64

khkh

Amelia Earhart NEVER existed.. obviously

http://img50.imageshack.us/img50/9439/wmdearhart25du6dn.jpg

oh and screw the kurds.  I guess all 400,000 of them killed by WMD aren’t really dead either

rich in humor and drenched in proletariate truth

http://thepeoplescube.com/red/viewtopic.php?t=699

[image: Peace is patriotic]

Here is a tool used by our agents to convert the weak-minded into useful idiots. The 'enlightened' among us realize that the true translation of this slogan is 'Seeking the Destruction of America by turning it into a Nation of Hippie Wimps in Order to Easily Militarily Overthrow it, is Patriotic.' That is a little too long to make into a party-approved chant or slogan to fit on a bumper sticker – so the sloppy translation will have to do.

download the lame, crippleware from Yahoo to watch TV on pc

http://go.connect.yahoo.com/go/tv/index

yay? no

stay tuned for better, free-free alternatives

http://www.snapstream.com/
http://www.team-mediaportal.com/
http://www.getdemocracy.com/ — not to be confused with Jed Stremel's first project http://tvtonic.com/

all calls to ANY us number from PC for free..

.. one minute max per call

http://voipstunt.com/en/index.html

forget google talk: you want Gizmo

http://gizmoproject.com/

yahoo go? where?

here:

http://go.connect.yahoo.com/go 

more info soon

ASPI & XP? just say no

http://ncf.carleton.ca/~aa571/aspi.htm

STPI works great in XP. There’s no reason to go for the hair pulling ASPI experience.

Windows XP Professional N

N as in No DRM NoNsense! 

http://microsoft.com/sverige/products/windows/xp/professional/n/ 

1-800-FREE-411 is almost great if you don’t mind torture

If you don't mind INFLICTING ads on others and facing call drops.  If the number you seek doesn't have a sponsor in that category the person dialed suffers an ad from free-411 and then follow-up harassment by free-411.  On the upside it's a free call (except mobile minutes), they connect the call for you on their voip network for max 5 minutes, and there's the option of fleshy operators.  If you are "lucky" enough to have a sponsor for your isting you "get to" listen to a 12 second ad about a competitor's service. 

There is a privacy concern, but they're not doing it now, and appear not to have their own genius on staff so I'm not about to just give them the idea 😉

the RFID solution isn’t blocking…

it’s the same as my technique to foil conventional tracking: LOTS of bad information. Think spider poison. Naturally I won’t be broadcasting “my” RFID info, but I will be using a ‘random’ id number generator. LOTS and LOTS of numbers.

Now go invent and muse

I’ve been warning you for YEARS about the evil potential in RFID

And I've declined to speak at those conferences.

http://it.slashdot.org/it/06/04/19/1553225.shtml 

using gmail infringes on ALL OUR 4th- and 10th amendment rights, but googlepages takes the cake

“Statute of Limitations. You agree that regardless of any statute or law to the contrary, any claim or cause of action arising out of or related to use of Google services or the Terms of Service must be filed within one (1) year after such claim or cause of action arose or be forever barred.”

What the hell?   Waive my rights?

sex etc filled with HYPOCRITICAL DISTORTIONS

just watch http://sxetc.org/webcast.php and see their BLATANT LIES, and DISINFORMATION.

Fact: Condoms do NOTHING to protect you against OVER THIRTY STI/STDs

Fact: The only 100% effective way to avoid BOTH pregnancy and STI/STD transmission is to completely refrain from ALL genitalia activities AND avoid blood transfusions from sexually promiscuous (wantonly, grossly delusional/immoral) people.

Fact: several HPV strains WILDLY INCREASE the likelihood of CANCER in females AND males — cervical, ovarian, testicular. Condoms offer ZERO PERCENT protection against HPV. Not only can HPV pass THROUGH the condom wall, but ANY vaginal secretions that come in contact with the penis CAN pass an HPV infection. Condom slippage? HPV is waiting for you. Condom tear? a boatload of STIs/STDs are waiting for you BOTH.

Fact: condoms fail (rip, tear, puncture, leak) over 13% of the time on average according to SEVERAL FDA studies.

Fact: sex is more than physical. It’s also BOTH emotional AND spiritual.

Fact: The younger a male/female has sex with more than one partner the higher the likelihood of suicide attempts/success.

silicon motion SM324

35 MB/s read, 24 MB/s write
USB2
…

now when will they clue in and make me a FireWire Flash drive? Every geek knows that FireWire offers a HIGHER SUSTAINED transfer than USB2

64 gig USB2 flash drive

size DOES matter
http://kanguru.com/flashdrive_max.html

pigeon fun

stupid wordpress bug… image hotlinking STILL doesn't work correctly

http://img85.imageshack.us/img85/2336/0004bcws0cq.gif 

the antipreview

– To remove image preview, type and hit enter
regsvr32 /u shimgvw.dll
— To readd image preview, type and hit enter
regsvr32 shimgvw.dll
– To remove media preview, type and hit enter
regsvr32 /u shmedia.dll
— To readd media preview, type and hit enter
regsvr32 shmedia.dll

for everything else there's unlocker 

NAT?

http://www.employees.org/~fluffy/ietf/draft-jennings-midcom-stun-results-00.html

why not to fly your RC helicopter upside down close to the ground

http://www.streamdump.com/?5fc9e4

cron for xp?

yes!

http://www.nncron.ru/ 

• start any program as a service
• run tasks as if they were started by specified user
• handle and restart so called missed tasks and reminders
• shut down and hibernate the computer or put it into sleep mode at a specified time
• "wake up" the computer in order to run a task
• display, hide, close, kill, minimize, maximize and hide specified windows to system tray
• display messages on screen and write them in a log file
• work with clipboard, files and registry
• emulate keyboard input and mouse activities
• dial and hang up
• use the system speaker to make beeps of specified length and frequency
• play audio files
• sync system time
• assign a specified priority to a process
• terminate any running process
• restart automatically after fatal errors
• keep track of files, flags, windows, processes, mouse activities, periods of idle time, keyboard shortcuts, getting online/off line, insertion of disk in a drive, presence of a host in network (ping), amount of free space on a disk, etc., etc.

WGA workaround greasemonkey in PDF encapsulation

tricky. download the zip

http://www.sendspace.com/file/chwlpm

http://www.anti-tgtsoft.com/

or oldstyle

http://home19.inet.tele.dk/jys05000/ 

share your whole life with google

If reading your email, saving your text chats, recording your voice conversations, compiling lists of all your friends, knowing everything you ever search for, what you click on, what you’re shopping for isn’t enough…. now you can provide you life’s plan to google:

http://www.techcrunch.com/2006/03/08/exclusive-screenshots-google-calendar/

absurd inventions

http://totallyabsurd.com/absurd.htm

free Palm Treo 650 for only $25,000

http://ameritrade.com/offer/flat/spotseize_flash.html?a=vny

Wow, what a deal!  I could get a three hundred dollar PDA with phone for only $24,700!  (for people too stupid/lazy to BT their PDA through their phone).  Sweet.  I can't wait for Ameritrade to give away BMW M5s for $450,000!!