Sagacious Himself — brevity in circumlocution: never blague — suffering genius

July 22, 2006

overcoming dog poison proofing — preparing to kill the neighbor dog when you don’t have a cryo kennel made in eureka

Filed under: 1-651-204-9080,category euthanized,Knowledge — Sagacious Himself @ 1:13 pm

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dogs love attention.  simply condition the target’s pet with plenty of daily affection and food treats.  Soon enough the dog will be primed to ingest a wide variety of toxins to SILENCED THAT DAMNEDABLE whining and pushing metal dishes over concrete.

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July 16, 2006

call our NEW Sagacious Hotline ™ and leave feedback about products made in eureka

Filed under: 1-651-204-9080,category euthanized,HardWare,Humor — Sagacious Himself @ 4:30 am

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call now… an operator is standing by to record your call… operator not made in erueka

yes, a real voicemail line dedicated to made in eureka

July 14, 2006

ThinkBack memory backup drive — experience other people’s dreams — Sagacious REdREamREplay ™ – made in eureka

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made in eureka: the cryo kennel — freeze your neighbors pets

Filed under: 1-651-204-9080,category euthanized,HardWare,Humor — Sagacious Himself @ 3:29 am

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I’m still waiting on Hippie Be Gone ™

the cryo kennel — freeze your neighbors pets.. and shatter them in the street. Put an end to whinny dogs forever

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its less shocking than the old fashioned cat carrier

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