Sagacious Himself — brevity in circumlocution: never blague — suffering genius

July 26, 2006

the dorks of wikipedia – linguistics of fictional cartoon races revealed

Filed under: BULLSHIT,category euthanized,Humor,queer (aka moralphobia) — Sagacious Himself @ 3:03 pm

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fictional_races_in_South_Park#Marklar

Marklar is not used as a conjunction or article, nor is it normally used in the place of a pronoun, although pronouns may reference marklar. Unlike a pronoun, the referenced word need not appear in the same sentence, nor even ever have been used by the speaker at any time. The plural form is marklars.

ummmm…. several people participated in constructing that paragraph. 

😦

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July 12, 2006

I dub thee: ToshiTba

Filed under: category euthanized,Justice,Righteous Rage,ToshiTba — Sagacious Himself @ 6:04 am

I will never buy another ToshiTba notebook. Their lies, contradictions, and duplicity have ended it. As I cannot get the notebook to FAIL at a ToshiTba service center they will not honor the warranty. EVEN though their technician admitted IN WRITING in her report that it does overheat…. get this…. they deny that it overheats. hmmmm I think she might have the same mental heat defects as my ToshiTba laptop

read as: toh-SHIT-bah

June 29, 2006

target start something: do whatever you want and make your own rules as you go along

Filed under: BULLSHIT,category euthanized,Righteous Rage — Sagacious Himself @ 4:47 pm

Target and MTV are creating a new generation of sociopaths.. yay

https://i2.wp.com/img272.imageshack.us/img272/7066/tigersaysitsallme2eh.png

Tiger says many other disturbing things in the start something kit…

http://sites.target.com/site/en/spot/page.jsp?title=startsomething

Let target re-educate your children and they can “win” a grant up to $5,000.   What a deal.  If it doesn’t work out you can always sell your child into slavery

June 19, 2006

all french robots are queer

Filed under: category euthanized,hahaha,queer (aka moralphobia) — Sagacious Himself @ 7:16 pm

https://i1.wp.com/img125.imageshack.us/img125/6931/ruebotweb5to.jpg

June 14, 2006

CoBlitz – faster downloads

Filed under: category euthanized,CIO,Geeky goodness,Humor,queer (aka moralphobia),Wisdom — Sagacious Himself @ 12:41 pm

http://codeen.cs.princeton.edu/coblitz/

how teens will help evolution this summer

Filed under: category euthanized,Geeky goodness,Humor,queer (aka moralphobia),Wisdom — Sagacious Himself @ 12:10 pm

Soaker Media: Douchenator Water Balloon Launcher – http://www.soakermedia.sscentral.org/water_balloon_launcher.php

USE PVC only if you have a DEATH WISH

https://i1.wp.com/img273.imageshack.us/img273/2194/douchenatorvalve8fq.jpg

June 12, 2006

StraightPride.com – the right to be proud .. a queer free zone

clothes to wear proudly

http://straightpride.com/

https://i1.wp.com/img102.imageshack.us/img102/9858/straightprideisnothingqueer0wr.png

straight pride is nothing queer

June 9, 2006

fruits and nuts in California seek to undermine the REPUBLIC… who needs checks and balances?

Filed under: BULLSHIT,category euthanized,Righteous Rage — Sagacious Himself @ 12:38 pm

http://www.californiaprogressreport.com/2006/05/california_asse_1.html

California Assembly Passes Electoral College [perversion]

AB 2948
by Assemblymember Tom Umberg, Chair of the Assembly Elections Committee
is a simple bill that would have California join in an interstate
compact with other states to [dump weighted representation and devolve into direct democracy]

The founding fathers knew well to AVOID DIRECT DEMOCRACY.

yes the worst case scenario of IPv6 is now a reality

Filed under: category euthanized,Righteous Rage — Sagacious Himself @ 12:05 am

Net Neutrality died today on the house floor.  Prepare yourself for a loss of SoHo bandwidth, price inflation on services from internet, digital cable, to mobile phones.  A new kind of terror is coming to an internet near you.

June 7, 2006

queers should not get the benefits of marriage

queers cannot be married. Being not-married couples cannot receive any benefits of marriage anymore than a single person can claim the benefits of marriage.

:duh:

Patrick Guerriero is … well an advocate of Satan

Do we need to amend the Constitution to ban queer abusive re-definition of marriage?

Hmmm. Pat says no. He claims as the majority of people affirm that marriage is to be between a man and a woman we need not modify the Constitution.

Wait.. don’t we live in a demrocratic republic? Didn’t those same most people affirm that slavery should be [banned]? Did we really need to amend the Constitution?

Oh, it doesn’t matter what the majority wants in a democracy when it offends a teeny, tiny, perverse minority!

Queer advocates of satan: marriage isn’t really a big issue. Gas prices are more imporant, oh and the economy. So since its not an issue we shouldn’t be wasting any time on it.

most people: shut up already

video-recording highschool cheerleader dancing a crime? only mental cripples think so

Filed under: category euthanized,moralphobia,Righteous Rage — Sagacious Himself @ 6:46 pm

WHY is it considered a crime to video-record the SALACIOUS dancing of highschool cheerleaders? Hello? Their LUDE gyrations are performed IN PUBLIC with school- and parental SANCTION (which is really the crime). Their behaviour is age-INNAPROPRIATE.

Their lascivious dancing: not a crime
watching them dance: not a crime
TV broadcasting them: not a crime
recording tv broadcast: not a crime

recording their dancing yourself: a crime?….. NO. Clearly not.
Selling that recording: a crime??….. NO. Clearly not.

“The Media”, school administrators, and some parents think the latter two are crimes. That is SUCH POOR LOGIC.

If recording them is producing pornography, then the cheerleaders’ actions are pornographic. Then the parent’s and the school are guilty of at least: child abuse, some kind of sex crime, child endangerment, and contributing to the delinquency of a minor.

June 3, 2006

9th CIRCUIT COURT IMPOSES ISLAM ON CHRISTIAN KIDS

Filed under: category euthanized,Gross Politix,Righteous Rage — Sagacious Himself @ 6:03 am

9th CIRCUIT COURT IMPOSES ISLAM
ON CHRISTIAN KIDS

The same 9th Circuit Court that found
“under God” in the Pledge of Allegiance unconstitutional has
ordered children in the public schools of California to chant “Allah is
the only true God and Mohammed is his messenger.” The Court also ruled
children can also be required to chant “Praise be to Allah” in
response to a teacher prompting them. According to the court it is cultural
“diversity” to force the kids to design Islamic prayer rugs, take on
Arabic names and to “become a Muslim” for a two week period as part
of required school assignments. Meanwhile Christianity is a two day course in
California’s public school system with a spotlight on the Inquisition which
represents a very short period of Christian history. The religion classes are
misleading and deliberately anti-Christian in nature. The course on Islam says
that Jihad is a personal “internal struggle” and common modern
practices of Islam like repression of women, slavery and polygamy are never
mentioned. The consultant who produced the program for the California public
schools is a devout Muslim who is on the payroll of the Saudi government. (Click
here
for full story.)

 

May 28, 2006

Obsession – Radical Islam’s War Against the West

Filed under: category euthanized,Gross Politix,Righteous Rage — Sagacious Himself @ 11:40 pm

https://i2.wp.com/img148.imageshack.us/img148/5033/screenshot0227jt.png

https://i1.wp.com/img526.imageshack.us/img526/5716/screenshot0231ut.png

https://i1.wp.com/img526.imageshack.us/img526/8893/screenshot0244fx.png

https://i0.wp.com/img502.imageshack.us/img502/5113/screenshot0252yd.png

https://i1.wp.com/img502.imageshack.us/img502/1066/screenshot0260ik.png

https://i1.wp.com/img56.imageshack.us/img56/7213/screenshot0275jm.png

https://i2.wp.com/img56.imageshack.us/img56/9337/screenshot0301qh.png

https://i0.wp.com/img502.imageshack.us/img502/9721/screenshot0319yw.png

https://i0.wp.com/img522.imageshack.us/img522/1825/screenshot0323nh.png

https://i0.wp.com/img522.imageshack.us/img522/158/screenshot0379ge.png

https://i0.wp.com/img522.imageshack.us/img522/7280/screenshot0409ys.png

https://i2.wp.com/img508.imageshack.us/img508/6286/screenshot0419oo.png

http://obsessionthemovie.com/

May 26, 2006

open letter to verizon #1

Filed under: category euthanized,Righteous Rage — Sagacious Himself @ 8:57 pm

Can we pretend that my “calls” are actually v-cast music downloads?  That way I’ll get reliable service on my $550 phone.

thanks

May 22, 2006

loose change producers have a few screws loose

Filed under: Gross Politix,Righteous Rage — Sagacious Himself @ 8:33 pm

https://i1.wp.com/img63.imageshack.us/img63/7060/screwloosechange32zk.jpg

http://screwloosechange.blogspot.com/

Because this blog is getting so much traffic from Google searches and
referrals from various forums and Wikipedia, we decided to put one post
up top to link to information our newest visitors are apparently
looking for.

James has put together a list of major lies in Loose Change. Here’s Part 1. Part 2. Part 3. Part 4.

I compiled three very easily refuted lies in the movie. I also showed three tricks and distortions that are used throughout the film.

A friend of the blog compiled this amazing Viewer’s Guide to Loose Change,
(now HTML) which includes a complete transcript of the movie, pictures
and links that refute many of the claims, and which highlights the
changes between Version 1 and Version 2.

This should be enough to get you started debunking Loose Change to your friends. We have a lot more content below this post.

May 19, 2006

Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate’s life for me

Filed under: Piracy,Righteous Rage — Sagacious Himself @ 7:31 pm

Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate’s life for me

We pillage, we plunder, we rifle and loot

Drink up me hearties, yo ho

We kidnap and ravage and don’t give a hoot

Drink up me hearties, yo ho

Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate’s life for me

We extort, we pilfer, we filch and sack

Drink up me hearties, yo ho

Maraud and embezzle and even high-jack

Drink up me hearties yo ho

Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate’s life for me

We kindle and char, inflame and ignite

Drink up me hearties, yo ho

We burn up the city, we’re really a fright

Drink up me hearties, yo ho

We’re rascals, scoundrels, villains, and knaves

Drink up me hearties, yo ho

We’re devils and black sheep, really bad eggs

Drink up me hearties, yo ho

Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate’s life for me




… as many DVDs as I want?

netflix promotes piracy

Filed under: Netflix,Piracy,Righteous Rage — Sagacious Himself @ 2:31 am

http://www.manuelsweb.com/netflix.htm

Netflix defrauds customers as a business plan.  They make downloading pirated movies seem like a better plan:  you actually would get as many DVDs as you want.

May 14, 2006

how does WordPress foobar a post?

Filed under: Righteous Rage — Sagacious Himself @ 9:55 pm

Only the API authors, satan, and witnesses to the pact really know.  Here’s what I see when I try to edit (allow WordPress to mangle) a post:

https://i2.wp.com/img110.imageshack.us/img110/4417/chokeonvomitanddiewordpress5yt.png

curse you, WordPress

Filed under: Righteous Rage — Sagacious Himself @ 9:48 pm

Performanicing lets me post spiffy articles.  However when I edit them from WordPress resaving them KILLS the images.  😦   I hate you wordpress, almost as much as I hate blogger.com.

May 13, 2006

wow? “new” age meditation rewrites DNA?

Filed under: Righteous Rage — Sagacious Himself @ 10:50 am

uh, no, but that doesn’t stop them

http://www.angelfire.com/tn/moonlodge/workshop.html

from offering a class on how to “access.. other people’s DNA to facilitate healing”.  Riiight.

April 2, 2006

share your whole life with google

Filed under: Righteous Rage — Sagacious Himself @ 4:55 am

If reading your email, saving your text chats, recording your voice conversations, compiling lists of all your friends, knowing everything you ever search for, what you click on, what you’re shopping for isn’t enough…. now you can provide you life’s plan to google:

http://www.techcrunch.com/2006/03/08/exclusive-screenshots-google-calendar/

January 21, 2006

drug use in highschool

Filed under: Righteous Rage — Sagacious Himself @ 10:51 pm

stop smoking crack you licentious fops

hahaha

teenage sex and drug use keyword fun

December 20, 2005

technology of the future

Filed under: category euthanized,CIO,Righteous Rage — Sagacious Himself @ 11:29 pm

The gross lack of personal responsibility will continue to boil over into corporate culture (I’m not a liberalist) resulting in radiation bleed and as the mobile age progresses more freaky brain cancer will emerge

The “success” of the sexual revolt from modesty, temperance, and chastity will continue to savage the gene pool.. while pornography will continue to seize control of advertizing space and become FAR more invasive requiring substantially more sophisticated malware detection software. In the era of hedonism the suppression of pure love expectations will rise, the age of wantonly discarding virginity will lower yet further and divorce rates approach 99% e-surveilance will allow seamless, and stealthy monitoring of spousal activity on- and off the net.

Privacy will become a myth and nanny-cam will take on a whole new eschalon of meaning.

As usual as ram prices drop developers become lazier using more bloatware IDEs requiring more ram than systems can address in one machine. This might lead to easier home beowulf or a market for well designed software

Verizon will continue to mislead potential clients, cripple useful hardware (years behind japanese culture), and suffer more class action lawsuits like the v710 bluetoothless fiasco… this will stunt the acceptance of EVDO+ type applications or appliances

As multichannel wireless finally sinks in the limited soho spectrum will experience horrific collision frequencies

Poor purchasing decisions will continue to fuel the ecomony while professional korean thieves *cough* *cough* newegg *cough* *cough* will increase the “restocking fee” percentage on returned DEFECTIVE items. Full circle: it will be more cost effective to buy from brick and mortar stores.

Dell’s component quality will sink below packard bell’s.

Draconian Rights Mangling technology proponents will insist on installing brain chips a la Dr Fun to ensure you cannot enjoy media you “purchase”. Perhaps there’ll simply be a happy tax payable to RIAA even if you never spend money acquiring audio or visual entertainment. Someone might consider going on a killing spree using a hammer.. so hammers should be banned.

People will continue buying AMD or overclocking deluding themselves into thinking “it’s just as good” when it patently is unwise. Mac owners and antagonists will continue arguing whose gui OS is better all the while blissfully ignorant that it was actually Xerox who had the first one.

So says himself

πŸ˜€

Beware hollyfascism taking a foothold…

[ technology of the future no favors to honor ]

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