Sagacious Himself — brevity in circumlocution: never blague — suffering genius

August 7, 2006

cambridge gallery: rich quality photos

Filed under: category euthanized,I am bored — Sagacious Himself @ 10:32 pm

“protected” by annoying, primitive javascript

August 6, 2006

digg cannot handle long URLs

Filed under: category euthanized,Humor,I am bored — Sagacious Himself @ 11:19 pm

Monkey with a deathwish (AVI)

and digg chokes

your brain on toast?

Filed under: category euthanized,Humor,I am bored — Sagacious Himself @ 9:01 pm

this is your butter

this is your butter on toast

any questions?

August 4, 2006

plans to solve the high gas price problem

(1) mine US oil! — who cares about a few deer. animals have zero rights.. except the right be be tasty

(2) cut taxes — always a great plan

(3) cut spending — I can’t print my own money and as the state only
has the right I do by extension has no right to print new money to
spend either

(4) dump liberalist favored government programs — funding evil is never wise

(5) “use less” is not a plan

(6) ignore liberalists with “secret plans”

hahaha…. now for an econazi perspective:

Why not just remove gas tanks from cars?  Then no one would be able to use gas.  Problem solved.  woo. 

No, wait, let’s remove personal freedom and dictate each must drive State Brand ™  TheCar.  It will be solar powered exclusively.  That will reduce night time traffic considerably.

Orr just pass a law demanding that machines be built to make gas in one’s garage?  Or by edict declar that the properties of gas are now such that it produces better milage (UN style)

Start a letter writing campaign and whine until suppliers lower price.  Threaten that you won’t be putting gas in your ethanol car to teach them a lesson.

Walk more.  It’s environmentally friendly.  Be sure your shoes contain no oil products and CERTAINLY no animal products!  Avoid walking on plants.  You might hurt their feelings.

So little time, so many great solutions to force on people!

August 3, 2006

the not definative guide on geing a geek poser

Filed under: category euthanized,Geeky goodness,Humor,I am bored — Sagacious Himself @ 1:13 am…

additional requirements:  brains and a fantastic memory for details.. oh, wait, that might make you into a potential geek.  ahahaha

bored? watch as Diggs are dugged in almost real time

Filed under: category euthanized,Geeky goodness,I am bored — Sagacious Himself @ 1:07 am

sometimes not much digging is happening

or watch in old style ajax

July 30, 2006

I am bored?

Filed under: category euthanized,I am bored,News and Announcements — Sagacious Himself @ 2:48 am

no, are you? here this might help:

dumbest blonde ever:

a good time to live in India? If you can avoid Muslim death squads you might get free software. woo

don’t have either LightScribe or T@too?

(copyright infringement lawsuit should be following real soon)

not smart enough to program your phone alarm to use a ringtone or MP3?

Have you ever been in a situation where you wished your cell phone would ring? Maybe you wanted to look extra important or popular on that hot date. Or maybe you just needed an excuse to escape from an unpleasant meeting.

yes, now you can use an unecessary service AND expose your phone to SPAM. sweet.

Microsoft Photosynth – 3d-ify your photoblog and chew up bandwidth

Photorealistic VECTOR art?
for everyone else there’s CreatureHouse Expression — now owned by Microsoft 😉

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