Sagacious Himself — brevity in circumlocution: never blague — suffering genius

February 23, 2006

linux geeks + nintendo

Filed under: News and Announcements — Sagacious Himself @ 10:27 pm

December 20, 2005

technology of the future

Filed under: category euthanized,CIO,Righteous Rage — Sagacious Himself @ 11:29 pm

The gross lack of personal responsibility will continue to boil over into corporate culture (I’m not a liberalist) resulting in radiation bleed and as the mobile age progresses more freaky brain cancer will emerge

The “success” of the sexual revolt from modesty, temperance, and chastity will continue to savage the gene pool.. while pornography will continue to seize control of advertizing space and become FAR more invasive requiring substantially more sophisticated malware detection software. In the era of hedonism the suppression of pure love expectations will rise, the age of wantonly discarding virginity will lower yet further and divorce rates approach 99% e-surveilance will allow seamless, and stealthy monitoring of spousal activity on- and off the net.

Privacy will become a myth and nanny-cam will take on a whole new eschalon of meaning.

As usual as ram prices drop developers become lazier using more bloatware IDEs requiring more ram than systems can address in one machine. This might lead to easier home beowulf or a market for well designed software

Verizon will continue to mislead potential clients, cripple useful hardware (years behind japanese culture), and suffer more class action lawsuits like the v710 bluetoothless fiasco… this will stunt the acceptance of EVDO+ type applications or appliances

As multichannel wireless finally sinks in the limited soho spectrum will experience horrific collision frequencies

Poor purchasing decisions will continue to fuel the ecomony while professional korean thieves *cough* *cough* newegg *cough* *cough* will increase the “restocking fee” percentage on returned DEFECTIVE items. Full circle: it will be more cost effective to buy from brick and mortar stores.

Dell’s component quality will sink below packard bell’s.

Draconian Rights Mangling technology proponents will insist on installing brain chips a la Dr Fun to ensure you cannot enjoy media you “purchase”. Perhaps there’ll simply be a happy tax payable to RIAA even if you never spend money acquiring audio or visual entertainment. Someone might consider going on a killing spree using a hammer.. so hammers should be banned.

People will continue buying AMD or overclocking deluding themselves into thinking “it’s just as good” when it patently is unwise. Mac owners and antagonists will continue arguing whose gui OS is better all the while blissfully ignorant that it was actually Xerox who had the first one.

So says himself


Beware hollyfascism taking a foothold…

[ technology of the future no favors to honor ]

December 11, 2005

plush toys for children of sexually promiscuous parents

Filed under: category euthanized,Humor,News and Announcements — Sagacious Himself @ 4:28 pm

fuck toys

Most folks never realize how cute microbes can be when expanded 1,000,000 times and then fashioned into cuddly plush. Until now, that is. Keep one on your desktop to remind yourself that there is an "invisible" universe out there filled with very small things that can do incredible damage to much bigger things. Then go and wash your hands. Lather, rinse, repeat.

  • Acne/Pimple (Propionibacterium acnes)
    Got a blemish? Give our little fellow a big squeeze, and you're sure to feel better!
  • The Pox/Syphillis (Treponema pallidum)
    Don't let a pox end up on your house — or anyone else's house. The more you know, the better for everyone's real estate.
  • The Clap/Gonorrhea (Neisseria gonorrhoeae)
    One of the most common venereal diseases, Gonorrhea can be easily cured — or avoided. Know the risks.
  • Flesh Eating Disease (Steptococcus pyogenes)
    Caused by the same microbe responsible for strep-throats, Flesh Eating can put you on a diet — fast.
  • Bad Breath – Halitosis (Porphorymonas gingivalis)
    Oral malodor is no laughing matter. But don't give spicy foods all the credit. Microbes deserve their share of the glory, too. Make someone smile (as long as they've brushed first.)
  • Common Cold (Rhinovirus)
    Billions of people a year catch the cold. Now you can get one too — without getting sick! Learn all about the Common Cold with this cuddly companion.
  • Flu (Orthomyoxvirus)
    This guy may not look too tough, but don't let his cute looks fool you! Once he and his friends show up you're in for a pretty lousy time. Learn about his weaknesses so you can avoid unwanted encounters.
  • H.I.V.(Human Immunodeficiency Virus)
    Not cute in any sense, This plush microbe seeks to educate those about the deadly virus that destroys CD4 or T-helper cells.
  • Mono – Kissing Disease (Epstein-Barr Virus)
    A kiss is just a kiss — unless she's around! 95% of the population has encountered this sweetie pie. Just think of all the fun you can have giving Mono to somebody without all the medical complications!
  • Sore Throat (Streptococcus)
    No one likes having a sore throat, unless it's a Giantmicrobe! Find out what makes Streptococcus bacteria more than just your average sore throat virus.
  • Stomach Ache(Shigella)
    Having a stomach ache can be loads of fun … if it's a Giantmicrobe, of course! (And this one will tell you how to keep his friends away.)
  • Ulcer(Helicobater pylori)
    Guess what? Stress doesn't cause ulcers — microbes do! But we guarantee that this little guy will give your most stressed out pal a laugh.
  • Beer Yeast(Saccharomyces cerevisiae)
    Come and get it! This microbe is a baker, and a brewer — and a scientist to boot. Pretty amazing! Learn about the secrets to its success.
  • Ebola(Ebola Virus)
    Since its discovery in 1976, Ebola has become the T. Rex of microbes. Share the love!
  • BookWorm(Anobium punctatum)
    Do you have a favorite bookworm? We do! And our book-lover is sure to interest just about any bibliophile.

Each 5-7 inch plush microbe comes with a instructional card that includes an actual picture of the microbe along with information about the microbe in its natural environment.

mommy was a whore

daddy was a whoremonger

now you have an STD too!

I hate www.

Filed under: category euthanized,Geeky goodness — Sagacious Himself @ 3:20 pm


I've been using mod_rewrite for forever trying to re-educate people to not use www. ! Finally they've started advocating it too

no more w w w

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