Sagacious Himself — brevity in circumlocution: never blague — suffering genius

May 31, 2014

you waive all privacy rights with Time Warner when creating [online account] TWC ID?

Filed under: 900-pri-vacy — Sagacious Himself @ 4:29 pm

 

 

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¬†Whether you are an Account Partner or an Account user, you agree that the Account Holder will, and other Account users may , have access to any and all data and/or information made available from time to time by or through My Account in connection with the Account, including any usage information for any device or service linked to the Account (“Usage Information”). You waive all rights of privacy with respect to any Usage Information that is accessed by or through the Account Holder or is accessed by any other Account user, and you unconditionally release Time Warner Cable from any related claims.

http://www.timewarnercable.com/content/twc/en/about-us/legal/privacy-policy/website-terms-of-use.html

The communications between you and us via this site use electronic means, whether you visit this site or send us an email, or whether we post notices on this site or communicate with you via email. For contractual purposes, you consent to receive communications from us in an electronic form, and you agree that all terms and conditions, agreements, notices, disclosures, and other communications that we provide to you electronically satisfy any legal requirement that such communications would satisfy if it were in writing. The foregoing does not affect your non-waivable rights.

 

http://www.timewarnercable.com/arbitrationoptout

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You must include your name, address, the URL of this arbitration provision, and a clear statement that you wish to opt out of this arbitration provision in these terms and conditions.

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THIS SITE AND ITS CONTENT AND SERVICES ARE PROVIDED FOR ENTERTAINMENT AND PROMOTIONAL PURPOSES. WE PROVIDE THIS SITE ON AN “AS IS” AND “AS AVAILABLE” BASIS,

* THE INFORMATION ON THE SITE WILL BE ACCURATE OR UP-TO-DATE,

Customers, however, are required to provide truthful-, accurate-, and up-to-date personal information.

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WE LIKEWISE MAKE NO WARRANTIES OR REPRESENTATIONS REGARDING ANY PRODUCTS OR SERVICES ORDERED OR PROVIDED VIA THIS SITE.

Yes, really.

These Terms of Use, together with our Privacy Policy and any additional terms and conditions that are referenced herein or otherwise may apply to specific areas of this site, constitute the entire agreement between us and you with respect to the Time Warner Cable website.

Yup, you agree to be bound to unreadable terms.

 

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