Sagacious Himself — brevity in circumlocution: never blague — suffering genius

April 22, 2014

StackSocial: Name the price we tell you to name, not name your own price you cheap bastard

Filed under: Antibargain — Sagacious Himself @ 7:35 pm
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Name Your Own price by nature attracts people wanting to spend as little as possible. That after all is the essence of a free market.

stacksocial price naming tyranny and rude customer abuse

 

Don’t be rude?

name your own duplicate of the average pirce stack social free market understanding willfully ignorant

 

Name our average price yourself!

 

 

 

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