Sagacious Himself — brevity in circumlocution: never blague — suffering genius

June 10, 2009

rhymes that might have irritated you on long bus field trips, too

Filed under: all these — Sagacious Himself @ 6:12 pm

Miss Annie had a steamboat
the steamboat had a bell
Miss Annie went to Heaven
the steamboat went to
give me number nine.
If you disconnect me
I’ll kick your fat
the ‘frigerator
there was a piece of glass.
Mary sat upon it
and broke her big fat
me no more questions
I’ll tell you no more lies.
Tell that to your mother
the day before she dies.


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