Sagacious Himself — brevity in circumlocution: never blague — suffering genius

June 10, 2009

rhymes that might have irritated you on long bus field trips, too

Filed under: 170914 — Sagacious Himself @ 6:12 pm

Miss Annie had a steamboat
the steamboat had a bell
Miss Annie went to Heaven
the steamboat went to
Hell-o
Operator,
give me number nine.
If you disconnect me
I’ll kick your fat
Behind
the ‘frigerator
there was a piece of glass.
Mary sat upon it
and broke her big fat
As-k
me no more questions
I’ll tell you no more lies.
Tell that to your mother
the day before she dies.

 

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