Sagacious Himself — brevity in circumlocution: never blague — suffering genius

March 27, 2009

prepare yourself apple fan: coming soon to an iTard center near you iShine

Filed under: Geeky goodness,Hardwares — Sagacious Himself @ 4:54 am

iShine keeps all  your apple products shiny

and in Eastern markets:  iShinii

iShine revision2 will be able to make your apple product shiny even if it was not originally shiny.  Keep the most important part of your apple product in perfect condition.

In poverty stricken iTard markets:  uShine – you are accustomed to hard daily manual labor.  Why stop working?  uShine all your gizmos yourself and pay for the privilege!

[insert video here soon]

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