Sagacious Himself — brevity in circumlocution: never blague — suffering genius

February 26, 2009

frightening toys for infants: start those nightmares early

Filed under: bizarre must awesome want — Sagacious Himself @ 8:35 pm

frightening toys for infants

Monkey Bat
http://piggyroo.com/Monkey_Lil_Snugglers_by_Douglas_p/dc-1341.htm

toys to terrorize tots

toys to terrorize tots

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aspiring mad scientist: child biological weapons kit

Filed under: bizarre must awesome want — Sagacious Himself @ 12:36 pm

aspiring mad child scientist biological weapons kits

http://www.stevespanglerscience.com/product/1748

“keep it taped shut.  you really don’t want to open it again” *wink* *wink*

for the WMD builders of tomorrow

for the WMD builders of tomorrow

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not to worry.. the US government tells kids how to make homemade agar to grow WMD of the future:

http://www.newton.dep.anl.gov/askasci/mole00/mole00270.htm

no mad scientist child can compete in today’s weapons market without gel electrophoresis skills

http://www.sciencebuddies.org/science-fair-projects/project_ideas/BioChem_p028.shtml

To build your gel electrophoresis chamber you will need:

  • Plastic travel soap box, or other sturdy, rectangular, plastic box
  • Stainless steel wire, the gauge should be no larger than 18 and no smaller than 24
  • Wire cutters
  • 9-volt batteries (5)
  • Alligator clip leads (2); Radio Shack part #278-1156 or another similar product
  • StyrofoamT tray or flat piece; the Styrofoam tray that grocery store meat is packaged in works well.
  • Scissors

practice DNA extraction on onions:

http://www.sciencebuddies.org/science-fair-projects/project_ideas/BioChem_p001.shtml

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Do not let the algore cult control the weather exclusively!  Practice the art of weather control with DIY snow:

http://amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/B000MLL7JU

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