Sagacious Himself — brevity in circumlocution: never blague — suffering genius

January 2, 2009

Filed under: bargain — Sagacious Himself @ 10:42 pm

extort $25 from verizon like they have from you countless times


http://www.verizonetfsettlement.com/pdf%5Cvrzn1faq.pdf

http://verizonetfsettlement.com/

Sure you may the claim under penalty of perjury, but last time you were extorted by verizon it was in violation of your contract.

“pay this unsubstantiated fee and penalties or we’ll cancel your account and turn you over to debt collectors”

I’m tempted to apply a few dozen times for fun, then deny doing it verizon style

[ Himself ]

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