Sagacious Himself — brevity in circumlocution: never blague — suffering genius

February 8, 2008

8 bits of humor.. 8,704 if you want to be technical.. sometimes known as a byte.. just not the bit before last which is technically 1088 times larger

Filed under: category euthanized,Humor — Sagacious Himself @ 1:43 am

8. “I have noticed even people who claim everything is predestined, and that we can do nothing to change it, look before they cross the road.”

7. “Einstein was wrong when he said “God does not play dice”. Consideration of black holes suggests, not only that God does play dice, but that He sometimes confuses us by throwing them where they can’t be seen.”

6. “My goal is simple. It is a complete understanding of the universe, why it is as it is and why it exists at all.”

5. “My expectations were reduced to zero when I was 21. Everything since then has been a bonus.”

4. “To show this diagram properly, I would really need a four dimensional screen. However, because of government cuts, we could manage to provide only a two dimensional screen.”

3. “Life would be tragic if it weren’t funny.”

2. “The whole history of science has been the gradual realization that events do not happen in an arbitrary manner, but that they reflect a certain underlying order, which may or may not be divinely inspired.”

1. “Eternity is a very long time, especially towards the end.”

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