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July 14, 2006

ThinkBack memory backup drive — experience other people’s dreams — Sagacious REdREamREplay ™ – made in eureka

Filed under: 1-651-204-9080,category euthanized,HardWare,Humor — Sagacious Himself @ 3:38 am

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Never forget anything again! After downloading every moment, dream and
experience you’ve ever had through the ocular interface (resembles a
pair of goggles), the ThinkBack Memory Backup Drive stores them on a
special hard disk, which will allow you to review your memories on the
LCD screen. Now you’ll be able to call up the lyrics of a song you
heard last week or relive that amazing weekend you had by the lake
house.

Take lucid dreaming to the next level! With the optional long range scanner you can borrow anyones dreams. Deploy multiple REdREamREplay scanners througout your neighborhood for hours of fun.

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