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July 14, 2006

made in eureka: the cryo kennel — freeze your neighbors pets

Filed under: 1-651-204-9080,category euthanized,HardWare,Humor — Sagacious Himself @ 3:29 am

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the cryo kennel — freeze your neighbors pets.. and shatter them in the street. Put an end to whinny dogs forever

https://i1.wp.com/img95.imageshack.us/img95/5214/clipboard012ef.png

its less shocking than the old fashioned cat carrier

https://i1.wp.com/img154.imageshack.us/img154/7068/catcarrier9lczv7.jpg

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