Sagacious Himself — brevity in circumlocution: never blague — suffering genius

July 31, 2006

haha not enough pixie dust… wasted it all on your server?

Filed under: category euthanized — Sagacious Himself @ 12:09 am

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July 30, 2006

I am bored?

Filed under: category euthanized,I am bored,News and Announcements — Sagacious Himself @ 2:48 am

no, are you? here this might help:

dumbest blonde ever:
http://funnydump.com/play/7951.asx

a good time to live in India? If you can avoid Muslim death squads you might get free software. woo
http://pcwelt.de/news/englishnews/114859/

don’t have either LightScribe or T@too?
http://instructables.com/id/EKXB9DF5V7EP286HE7/

(copyright infringement lawsuit should be following real soon)

not smart enough to program your phone alarm to use a ringtone or MP3?
http://popularitydialer.com/

Have you ever been in a situation where you wished your cell phone would ring? Maybe you wanted to look extra important or popular on that hot date. Or maybe you just needed an excuse to escape from an unpleasant meeting.

yes, now you can use an unecessary service AND expose your phone to SPAM. sweet.

Microsoft Photosynth – 3d-ify your photoblog and chew up bandwidth
http://labs.live.com/photosynth/video.html

Photorealistic VECTOR art?
http://basangpanaginip.blogspot.com/2006/07/worlds-most-photorealistic-vector-art.html
for everyone else there’s CreatureHouse Expression — now owned by Microsoft 😉

wrong-tolerance kills the spirit

Filed under: category euthanized,Righteous Rage — Sagacious Himself @ 2:31 am

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.
.

http://www.theologygeekblog.us/main/?p=809
(someone needs to learn how to use mod_rewrite)

Regulations, politics, and apathy seep from the front of the classroom
to the back …If you study just enough,
you will make the required GPA which will
send you to your college of choice so you can then party more and get a
good paying job where you can sit on your ass, do a mediocre amount of
works, and check on sports scores and watch youtube all day.

Apathy and tolerance are destroying our society… but mostly wrong-tolerance

godaddy sucks: shared webhosting a total joke

Filed under: category euthanized,Geeky goodness — Sagacious Himself @ 2:22 am

DNS nightmares, support staff luddites, crippleware, no email within subdomains, no IMAP, “secret” server settings, and more.  Upside?  ad-supported free webhosting offers 5gigs of space with no filesize limits… mwahahahaha

July 29, 2006

long live aarons.cc MoHamster Dance

Filed under: category euthanized,Gross Politix,Humor,muck fuslims — Sagacious Himself @ 11:58 pm

http://mohamsterdance.blogspot.com/2006/05/mohamster-dance.html

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SK2 for cash

Filed under: category euthanized — Sagacious Himself @ 8:56 pm

http://unknowngenius.com/blog/archives/2006/01/30/the-state-of-spam-karma/#spambot_new_breed

Note that due to recent health regulations, I can no longer accept your
first-born child in payment for services, but thanks for offering.

Too bad I cannot use SK2 with wordpress.com

free hosting php mysql cpanel 250

Filed under: category euthanized — Sagacious Himself @ 7:27 pm

http://cjb.cc/
300/5000
currently no ads

cannot host compressed archives, mp3s, or exe (d’oh no self extracting archives)

July 27, 2006

free online tool to generate basic auth files for apache for webhosts that SUCK like GoDaddy

Filed under: category euthanized,Geeky goodness,Review — Sagacious Himself @ 11:28 pm

http://tools.dynamicdrive.com/password/

Enter the desired username(s) and corresponding password(s) used to authenticate entry into the protected directory or files.File names to protect (Optional: leave empty if protecting folder)

use [this] PHP bit to reveal the current path.

July 26, 2006

firefox FilterSet.P

Filed under: category euthanized,Geeky goodness,Humor — Sagacious Himself @ 10:27 pm

using Stylish instead of AdBlock Plus
http://tagworld.com/paulfox

AdBlock Plus: alternative to FilterSet.G

Filed under: category euthanized,Geeky goodness,Humor — Sagacious Himself @ 10:22 pm

http://adblock.jonasjohn.de/

warning: thought required

I chose:
http://adblock.jonasjohn.de.nyud.net:8080/subscription.php?ignore=bli,mqe,csp,csg,vld,sig,dnt,kwr?coral-no-redirect

everytime you talk about killing kittens God kills a kitten?

Filed under: category euthanized,Humor — Sagacious Himself @ 10:05 pm

God hates adservers.  He does not want you to suffer privacy-rape. Make God happy and employ adblocking today! AdBlockPlus.org Every ad you block saves one kitten

.

https://i1.wp.com/img140.imageshack.us/img140/6368/407569ap6oq6.jpg

nuclear submarines!

how many kittens have you killed today? 😦

fornication causes a large scale kitten holocaust.  Never fornicate!

[ Himself.wordpress.com ]

the dorks of wikipedia – linguistics of fictional cartoon races revealed

Filed under: BULLSHIT,category euthanized,Humor,queer (aka moralphobia) — Sagacious Himself @ 3:03 pm

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fictional_races_in_South_Park#Marklar

Marklar is not used as a conjunction or article, nor is it normally used in the place of a pronoun, although pronouns may reference marklar. Unlike a pronoun, the referenced word need not appear in the same sentence, nor even ever have been used by the speaker at any time. The plural form is marklars.

ummmm…. several people participated in constructing that paragraph. 

😦

free hosting php mySQL 300 megs cPanel

Filed under: category euthanized — Sagacious Himself @ 2:59 pm

http://www.cjb.cc/ipanel/order/
300/1000 php mysql ftp cpanel noads

free PHP mySQL cpanel hosting

Filed under: category euthanized — Sagacious Himself @ 2:47 pm

http://whirlwindwebsolutions.com/
250m spc/1000m xfer

1 gig free hosting, PHP mySQL etc etc

Filed under: category euthanized — Sagacious Himself @ 1:56 pm

http://profusehost.net/services/order/

the religion of pieces continues to attack Aaron’s blog… Muck Fuslims

Filed under: category euthanized,Gross Politix,Hacking — Sagacious Himself @ 5:46 am

http://aarons.cc/

https://i0.wp.com/img129.imageshack.us/img129/971/religionofpiecesaw9.png

http://img129.imageshack.us/img129/971/religionofpiecesaw9.png

Allah is not great.. “Muck Fuslims”
https://i0.wp.com/img155.imageshack.us/img155/4051/735262496636gb7.jpg

Aaron’s CF store is still up… where’d his SpreadShirt store go?
http://www.cafepress.com/aaronscase/

MPAA … oops

Filed under: category euthanized,Geeky goodness — Sagacious Himself @ 5:26 am

http://yro.slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=06/07/25/1717226

‘They’re completely abusing the system,’ Hogan says. Although
expecting to pay well over $100,000 to defend himself, he claims ‘I
would spend well into the millions on this.'”

hey asshole

Filed under: News and Announcements — Sagacious Himself @ 5:18 am

https://i1.wp.com/img508.imageshack.us/img508/2586/20tfqjlwp2.gif

Creativa

Filed under: category euthanized — Sagacious Himself @ 3:40 am

https://i0.wp.com/img98.imageshack.us/img98/7213/194271726563b20b087kq6.jpg

http://www.flickr.com/photos/kechie-chan/

July 25, 2006

microsoft phones home, thought police eXPerience

Filed under: category euthanized,Geeky goodness — Sagacious Himself @ 2:25 am

http://www.groklaw.net/article.php?story=20060608002958907

from microsoft’s xbox eula to windows XP:  they want to control your intentions.  Thought police and tin foil beanie hats all around.

If I buy an xbox to use as a doorstop microsoft believes I’ve violated their license.

Jason’s job seems awesome

Filed under: category euthanized,Geeky goodness,hahaha — Sagacious Himself @ 1:57 am

http://seeker.dice.com/jobsearch/servlet/JobSearch?op=101&engine=2&dockey=xml/0/e/0ed80894bd3e233b4742390a7f9d47af@endecaindex&source=19&FREE_TEXT=

Title: Jason’s Job
Skills: Being very awesome!!!
 
Date: 7-24-2006
Location: Newport Beach, CA
Area
code:
949
 
Tax
term:
FULLTIME
Pay
rate:
3 Million/Year
Length:
 
Position
ID:
1C123Z
Dice ID: happy
 
Job description:
-full benefits, company ferrari, and you get to be the CEO of an awesome company!!!
 
Travel
required:
none
Telecommute: no

BEGIN GEEK CODE BLOCK

Filed under: category euthanized,Geeky goodness — Sagacious Himself @ 1:55 am

-----BEGIN GEEK CODE BLOCK-----

Version: 3.1
G d--() s++:(-) a? C$ ULAIS--- P(+) L+ E--- W(++)>$ N++ !o !K-- w$
!O !M--(--) V PS-- PE++(+) Y+ PGP t 5+ X++ !R tv+(--) b++ DI- D- G
e+++(+++++)>$ h r y-

------END GEEK CODE BLOCK------

2 gigs of free backup? still should use encryption

Filed under: category euthanized,Geeky goodness,Review — Sagacious Himself @ 1:18 am

http://mozy.com/

and they agree

Your backup files should be encrypted and stored
in a secure, remote location that’s only accessible to you – from anywhere.

July 24, 2006

we need carrot control…. and to outlaw pools and highschool football practice

Filed under: category euthanized,Concept,Gross Politix,Humor — Sagacious Himself @ 12:36 pm

“A 46-year-old man is accused of assaulting
his wife with a carrot, causing her to lose sight in one eye,” reports the
Associated Press from Monroe, Conn.:

Pamela Vecsey, 46, underwent six [hours] of surgery
after being hit in the left eye with the vegetable Saturday night, but doctors
were not able to restore her vision, prosecutor Stephanie Damiani said.

The couple was arguing when Roderick Vecsey tossed
the carrot, Damiani said.

It is a scandal that thanks to the carrot lobby,
Americans–even the mentally ill, convicted criminals and stalkers–are able to
buy these dangerous weapons without so much as a license or background check.
We need carrot control! It’s the only way to deal with crime at its roots.

 

OpinionJournal [OpinionJournal@wsj.com]

 

Both swimming pools and highschool football practice kill more people than accidental shootings.  Let’s outlaw both pools and highschool football practice.

July 22, 2006

batch uploading made simple: File Uploader

Filed under: category euthanized,Geeky goodness,Knowledge,Software Review — Sagacious Himself @ 2:11 pm

http://zer0s.codepark.de.vu/

The german version shows the maximum filesize next to the upload host, whereas to see the same information in the English version one has to momentary hover over the host name

[pix1]

[pix2]

[pix3]

Fortunately it has inbuilt bandwidth throttling.  Its almost as convenient as an FTP client.

https://i0.wp.com/img140.imageshack.us/img140/9046/avatar5su5.gif

– rapidshare.de
– 11mbit.in
– myupload.biz
– egoshare.com
– sceneworld.net
– simpleupload.de
– silo.ru
– datenklo.net
– share.am
– leech.to
– speedshare.org
– files.to
– ulrashare.de
– cocoshare.cc
– hemenpaylas.com
– spread-it.com
– filecache.de
– filefactory.com
– filepoint.de
– easy-sharing.com
– megaupload.com
– filecenter.org
– uploaded.to
– fileloads.com

overcoming dog poison proofing — preparing to kill the neighbor dog when you don’t have a cryo kennel made in eureka

Filed under: 1-651-204-9080,category euthanized,Knowledge — Sagacious Himself @ 1:13 pm

http://www.leerburg.com/poison.htm

dogs love attention.  simply condition the target’s pet with plenty of daily affection and food treats.  Soon enough the dog will be primed to ingest a wide variety of toxins to SILENCED THAT DAMNEDABLE whining and pushing metal dishes over concrete.

https://i0.wp.com/img160.imageshack.us/img160/6048/5197py9.gif

pirates of the caribbean dead man’s chest would have been better rated arrrrrrrrr?

Filed under: category euthanized — Sagacious Himself @ 1:04 pm

https://i1.wp.com/img101.imageshack.us/img101/4813/potc202yx9.jpg

its not rated arrrrrr… but I agree with AskANinja about the multitude of plots

July 16, 2006

haha you suck

Filed under: News and Announcements — Sagacious Himself @ 9:41 am

https://i2.wp.com/img113.imageshack.us/img113/6490/2617420h86pd1tlrtruew303mg9.jpg

get the free help you deserve

Filed under: category euthanized,Geeky goodness,Humor — Sagacious Himself @ 9:17 am

 http://www.eprover.org/VMCSE/

Virtual MCSE 3.0

call our NEW Sagacious Hotline ™ and leave feedback about products made in eureka

Filed under: 1-651-204-9080,category euthanized,HardWare,Humor — Sagacious Himself @ 4:30 am

1-651-204-9080

call now… an operator is standing by to record your call… operator not made in erueka

yes, a real voicemail line dedicated to made in eureka

linux and tinfoil hat? stay healthy and keep tinfoil or aluminum foil deflector beanie people away

Filed under: category euthanized,Geeky goodness,Hacking,SoftWare,Word Coined by Himself — Sagacious Himself @ 4:14 am

https://i1.wp.com/img98.imageshack.us/img98/6738/logoqh0.jpg

for the good kind of suspicion oft mislabeled as paranoia by the mentally crippled

http://tinfoilhat.shmoo.com/

fascist-ready ™ chip implant technology: its for the children

Filed under: category euthanized,Geeky goodness,Hacking,HardWare,Word Coined by Himself — Sagacious Himself @ 4:05 am

A tiresome argument for fascist-ready ™ technology sounds like AlGore: its for the children

http://www.livescience.com/blogs/2006/07/15/raise-your-right-hand-chip-implants-for-everyone/

Or children who have been abducted.

remember Franklin….

They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither

The Sagacious Solution ™ is to carry a device that spams RFID signals. There’s little sense trying to block the information… so give LOTS and LOTS of bad data to devalue the information 😉

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