Charles Darwin on God
yeah, the contratheists will love this
http://darwin-online.org.uk/content/search-results?freetext=God
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February 8, 2008
8 bits of humor.. 8,704 if you want to be technical.. sometimes known as a byte.. just not the bit before last which is technically 1088 times larger
8. “I have noticed even people who claim everything is predestined, and that we can do nothing to change it, look before they cross the road.”
7. “Einstein was wrong when he said “God does not play dice”. Consideration of black holes suggests, not only that God does play dice, but that He sometimes confuses us by throwing them where they can’t be seen.”
6. “My goal is simple. It is a complete understanding of the universe, why it is as it is and why it exists at all.”
5. “My expectations were reduced to zero when I was 21. Everything since then has been a bonus.”
4. “To show this diagram properly, I would really need a four dimensional screen. However, because of government cuts, we could manage to provide only a two dimensional screen.”
3. “Life would be tragic if it weren’t funny.”
2. “The whole history of science has been the gradual realization that events do not happen in an arbitrary manner, but that they reflect a certain underlying order, which may or may not be divinely inspired.”
1. “Eternity is a very long time, especially towards the end.”
January 4, 2008
the evil western technology Kai’s Power GOO used by Dr Fattahi and other Iranian cosmetic surgeons
Dr Fattahi, a practioner of the evil science of western medicine, employs Kai’s Power GOO in pre-surgery nose modeling.
October 20, 2007
the symbol of muslimese: Ѿ
The butt of Islam Ѿ
҉ Ѿ ҉
the light bulb இ
the doodle ண
muslimese united way ₪
muslimese handicap sticker ऊ
muslimese outhouse ۩
reinventing the wheel …۞
cranky smiley ѽ
its not third.. its thirth ॐ
stairway to hell ▇▆▅▃▂▁
lightening never strikes twice دًٍ
the ‘holy’ block ██
cattle prod °¨¨
golf ๑⁄
rubber ducky ى
cannot feel outside the box [̲̲̅̅m̲̅o̲̅o̲̅d̲̅]
September 25, 2007
GM union to GM: we will destroy you if you don’t increase our wages
guy on street: and then?
GM union: uhhh…. we’ll get to that
earlier that week….
GM union guy: Hey GM is nearing bankrupcy… now we have them where we want them… they’ll have no choice but to ceede to our demands
May 11, 2007
One Laptop per Child the most ridiculous liberalist project?
Educating children is admirable.. however what good is a laptop to children who cannot read?
Once they’re taught to read do they really need a laptop? What’s wrong with using books?
Aside from that pesky reading issue OLPC has a seriously flawed premise:
Children need to learn learning
Yes, that’s an actual quote from their wiki. The ability to learn is innate, as is the ability to discern truth. If learning were not innate it certainly could never be learned
Without the ability to learn how does one learn to learn?
rediculous!
December 22, 2006
Iraqi kids learn street English
http://www.shoutfile.com/v/98a6G8fN/Iraqi_Kids_Learn_English
wrong.. but funny!
September 12, 2006
the new scroogle graphics could work equally well for ipod fanboys
ipod heads.. brains squeezed out
September 7, 2006
August 19, 2006
August 17, 2006
How to Do Nothing at Work, and Get Away With It
Stealing from verizon isn’t wrong, even if they’re you’re employer. But stealing from any other employer isn’t cool. Here are some tips for verizon employees (not that you work hard now… everytime I call you __ I __ have to educate you about how your own service works)
http://www.fullduplex.org/humor/2006/08/how-to-get-away-with-doing-nothing-at-work/
August 14, 2006
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August 8, 2006
oh no! sacred cow burgers ran out of meat!!
http://www.sacredcowburgers.com/
now shows only:
http://www.strangepolitics.com/content/category/100207_1.html
it will be missed
August 7, 2006
join the army and spend your midlife crisis… in an actual crisis. give me your huddled masses to kick asses
give me your huddled masses to kick asses
The army would be MUCH more successful if it recruited people of an age
who still didn’t think they were indestructible. 18 is waay too young
emotionally in most cases. They should focus on 30-45 where there is a
higher degree of sneakiness, and desire to continue living. No more
stupid “tactics” like charging a hill. Shell them from a distance.
Don’t throw people at a problem.. HURL MUNITIONS AND DROP BOMBS.
Peace through superior firepower
August 6, 2006
digg cannot handle long URLs
Monkey with a deathwish (AVI)
http://vp.video.google.com/videodownload?version=0&secureurl=tgAAAHlQqUJ6PJt0DC4D6ImI2TwjNUWmnySXDtFIO1REv95hzonAX5muCWsydx_fAHaMhuKHriXwb_wQk8PKyNxFNqeh0yfwRZpxdzeIjrvmRRgZ8wAKWkA1KTzmEB4Fcd2lAbRxlBPRYoBb8J8blwZEj0DVZVYRa1CxXntTKKILABuAmVqk5iiWt4C1Nfrhjj-kk2ZIGr14anY1lIAd2cOc33rKdgNhVmEDVwWFq3P8lwu6xDr6SNgpdtfL87F_rNwCDQ&sigh=6wDiGwwCqYsU4EqWL_zBpzoIuJg&begin=0&len=205266&docid=8811551493740102634
and digg chokes
August 4, 2006
end the unjust jewish occupation of muslim land
here’s a variation on the map… photoshop it to suit
“end the unjust jewish occupation of arab land”
plans to solve the high gas price problem
(1) mine US oil! — who cares about a few deer. animals have zero rights.. except the right be be tasty
(2) cut taxes — always a great plan
(3) cut spending — I can’t print my own money and as the state only
has the right I do by extension has no right to print new money to
spend either
(4) dump liberalist favored government programs — funding evil is never wise
(5) “use less” is not a plan
(6) ignore liberalists with “secret plans”
hahaha…. now for an econazi perspective:
Why not just remove gas tanks from cars? Then no one would be able to use gas. Problem solved. woo.
No, wait, let’s remove personal freedom and dictate each must drive State Brand ™ TheCar. It will be solar powered exclusively. That will reduce night time traffic considerably.
Orr just pass a law demanding that machines be built to make gas in one’s garage? Or by edict declar that the properties of gas are now such that it produces better milage (UN style)
Start a letter writing campaign and whine until suppliers lower price. Threaten that you won’t be putting gas in your ethanol car to teach them a lesson.
Walk more. It’s environmentally friendly. Be sure your shoes contain no oil products and CERTAINLY no animal products! Avoid walking on plants. You might hurt their feelings.
So little time, so many great solutions to force on people!
eGstortion: the newest google “service” ™ … please help us devalue these adsense words to convince current customers to buy all new words
Google Research to Release 1 Trillion Words Online
“please help us devalue these adsense words to convince current customers to buy all new words”
eGstortion (extortion) - the newest google service
fair use proxy device : Circuit City kiosk to rip DVD content to portable format … MPAA RIAA plan to whine about individual liberty
Its fair use if I rip my DVD to PSP format, or my audio CD to FLAC to play on an iPod with rockbox firmware…. why is it illegal for a third party to provide this service to me ONE TO ONE as a proxy (agent)? Its not. Let’s watch the burn. (see also: real estate agent, power of attorney, etc)
http://arstechnica.com/news.ars/post/20060804-7420.html
Hopefully this’ll revive the custom audio CD kiosks
oh and if its good enough for google then its good enough for Circuit City
Google routinely profits from rampant violation of Intellectual Property. NO fair use there:
http://scholar.google.com/
Scholar? Why isn’t it plagiarism.google.com ?
August 3, 2006
the not definative guide on geing a geek poser
http://penguinpetes.com/b2evo/index.php?title=how_to_totally_fake_being_…
additional requirements: brains and a fantastic memory for details.. oh, wait, that might make you into a potential geek. ahahaha
July 29, 2006
July 26, 2006
the dorks of wikipedia - linguistics of fictional cartoon races revealed
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fictional_races_in_South_Park#Marklar
Marklar is not used as a conjunction or article, nor is it normally used in the place of a pronoun, although pronouns may reference marklar. Unlike a pronoun, the referenced word need not appear in the same sentence, nor even ever have been used by the speaker at any time. The plural form is marklars.
ummmm…. several people participated in constructing that paragraph.
July 25, 2006
Jason’s job seems awesome
| Title: | Jason’s Job |
| Skills: | Being very awesome!!! |
| Date: | 7-24-2006 |
| Location: | Newport Beach, CA |
| Area code: |
949 |
| Tax term: |
FULLTIME |
| Pay rate: |
3 Million/Year |
| Length: | |
| Position ID: |
1C123Z |
| Dice ID: | happy |
| Job description: | |
| -full benefits, company ferrari, and you get to be the CEO of an awesome company!!! | |
| Travel required: |
none |
| Telecommute: | no |
July 24, 2006
we need carrot control…. and to outlaw pools and highschool football practice
“A 46-year-old man is accused of assaulting
his wife with a carrot, causing her to lose sight in one eye,” reports the
Associated Press from Monroe, Conn.:
Pamela Vecsey, 46, underwent six [hours] of surgery
after being hit in the left eye with the vegetable Saturday night, but doctors
were not able to restore her vision, prosecutor Stephanie Damiani said.
The couple was arguing when Roderick Vecsey tossed
the carrot, Damiani said.
It is a scandal that thanks to the carrot lobby,
Americans–even the mentally ill, convicted criminals and stalkers–are able to
buy these dangerous weapons without so much as a license or background check.
We need carrot control! It’s the only way to deal with crime at its roots.
OpinionJournal [OpinionJournal@wsj.com]
Both swimming pools and highschool football practice kill more people than accidental shootings. Let’s outlaw both pools and highschool football practice.
