Sagacious Himself — brevity in circumlocution – suffering genius

July 9, 2009

some search engine summaries are more entertaining than articles often more enlightening

Filed under: Humor — Sagacious Himself @ 6:03 pm

US-CERT has never been a vista fan but now provides directions on sabotaging vista and discouraging itards

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US-CERT encourages administrators to perform the following actions to help iTunes crashes Windows Vista when an iPod or iPhone is connected to the PC

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090709 some search engine summaries.

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April 4, 2009

irony pedia: truth-by-consesus self defeating as is article on wiki*dia

Filed under: Humor — Sagacious Himself @ 9:14 am

IronyPedia from {wicked-ia}

090404-sagacious-himself-irony-pedia

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self refuting therefore wiki_dia orphaned

January 18, 2009

broken: report broken microsoft site navigation

Filed under: DARPA, Humor — Sagacious Himself @ 7:58 pm

broken: report broken microsoft site navigation

https://partner.microsoft.com/global/supportsecurity

Contact Us

Report problems with navigation, accessing links or downloads, or if you have questions related to the Microsoft Partner Portal.

404 not found.

December 17, 2008

boron argon gallium iodine nitrogen

Filed under: Humor — Sagacious Himself @ 2:39 am

b ar ga i n

straw to fill plot holes

May 9, 2008

Charles Darwin on God

yeah, the contratheists will love this

http://darwin-online.org.uk/content/search-results?freetext=God

atheism is intellectually dishonest

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March 31, 2008

evil image results in march week 6

Filed under: Humor — Sagacious Himself @ 1:43 pm
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yes, there are six weeks in march 2008.

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islam is evil.. most muslims are good people

exterminate islam exterminate

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March 11, 2008

algore Fiat Lux

Filed under: Gross Politix, Humor, fair use, liberalese — Sagacious Himself @ 2:39 am

algore revelations: ice ages

Filed under: Gross Politix, bizarre must awesome want, hahaha — Sagacious Himself @ 12:01 am

February 23, 2008

Hillary wonders if she had “this” much integrity… if you’d vote for her

Filed under: Gross Politix, Gulagosphere, Humor, hahaha — Sagacious Himself @ 10:04 pm

February 12, 2008

deep thought evident in hollywood

Filed under: Humor — Sagacious Himself @ 8:19 pm

blistering intelligence oozing from their pores

February 8, 2008

8 bits of humor.. 8,704 if you want to be technical.. sometimes known as a byte.. just not the bit before last which is technically 1088 times larger

Filed under: Humor, category euthanized — Sagacious Himself @ 1:43 am

8. “I have noticed even people who claim everything is predestined, and that we can do nothing to change it, look before they cross the road.”

7. “Einstein was wrong when he said “God does not play dice”. Consideration of black holes suggests, not only that God does play dice, but that He sometimes confuses us by throwing them where they can’t be seen.”

6. “My goal is simple. It is a complete understanding of the universe, why it is as it is and why it exists at all.”

5. “My expectations were reduced to zero when I was 21. Everything since then has been a bonus.”

4. “To show this diagram properly, I would really need a four dimensional screen. However, because of government cuts, we could manage to provide only a two dimensional screen.”

3. “Life would be tragic if it weren’t funny.”

2. “The whole history of science has been the gradual realization that events do not happen in an arbitrary manner, but that they reflect a certain underlying order, which may or may not be divinely inspired.”

1. “Eternity is a very long time, especially towards the end.”

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January 4, 2008

the evil western technology Kai’s Power GOO used by Dr Fattahi and other Iranian cosmetic surgeons

Filed under: Humor, category euthanized — Sagacious Himself @ 12:13 am
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Dr Fattahi, a practioner of the evil science of western medicine, employs Kai’s Power GOO in pre-surgery nose modeling.

Kais Power GOO

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October 20, 2007

add this to digg comments for some reversal fun ‫‬‭‮҉

Filed under: Humor, category euthanized, hahaha — Sagacious Himself @ 10:03 pm

hehe

tnemmoc ees

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the symbol of muslimese: Ѿ

Filed under: Humor, category euthanized — Sagacious Himself @ 9:59 pm

The butt of Islam Ѿ

‫‬‭‮҉ ‫‬‭‮Ѿ ҉

the light bulb

the doodle

muslimese united way

muslimese handicap sticker 

muslimese outhouse  ۩

reinventing the wheel …۞

cranky smiley ѽ

its not third.. its thirth

stairway to hell ▇▆▅▃▂▁

lightening never strikes twice دًٍ

the ‘holy’ block ██

cattle prod °¨¨

golf  ๑⁄

rubber ducky  ى

cannot feel outside the box  [̲̲̅̅m̲̅o̲̅o̲̅d̲̅]

September 25, 2007

GM union to GM: we will destroy you if you don’t increase our wages

Filed under: category euthanized, hahaha — Sagacious Himself @ 9:02 pm

guy on street:  and then?

GM union: uhhh…. we’ll get to that

earlier that week….

GM union guy:  Hey GM is nearing bankrupcy… now we have them where we want them… they’ll have no choice but to ceede to our demands

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