muffins: scourge of the solar system!!

muffins are more muffalicious when they include plants. I love to devour the suffering of plants!

plant creulty! you speciesist

plants suffer while we gorge ourselves. the world is unfair!!

it’s because it’s round. flatearth or die!

muffins: scourge of the solar system!! I think you would like the muffins though. there is ginger in them. and mystical spices from beyond!! i am eating the last one right now

muffaliciously tantelizing emptiness