Stealing from verizon isn’t wrong, even if they’re you’re employer. But stealing from any other employer isn’t cool. Here are some tips for verizon employees (not that you work hard now… everytime I call you __ I __ have to educate you about how your own service works)
http://www.fullduplex.org/humor/2006/08/how-to-get-away-with-doing-nothing-at-work/